Feds charge man who burned U.S. flag outside White House in protest of Trump's executive order

[Journeyman]

3. "If you want a symbolic gesture, don't burn the flag; wash it." -- Norman Thomas

Want to fry the old coot's mind? Take an old washboard and bucket to Lafayette Square and wash the fascism out of Old Glory.

Then, to truly melt his cerebrum, dunk a dirty, red MAGA flag into the bucket, scrub it hard on the washboard, plunge it back into the water and secretly swap it out for a clean, blue ”Make America Gavin Again" flag.

Let ’em try to charge you with, what? Washing the flag? It’d short-circuit whatever synapses still fizzle in the old degenerate’s head.