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Captain Zero

(8,957 posts)
36. Oh this guy has his caddies drop balls for him
Mon Sep 15, 2025, 10:35 AM
Sep 2025

On the green, out of the rough. So he has them rolling the ball forward.

This guy's athletic prowess was being Captain of the Bowling Team in Reform School High.

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Jeez.. ._. Sep 2025 #1
I tire of this shithole of a person.................... Lovie777 Sep 2025 #2
He is exhausting. walkingman Sep 2025 #24
all he gotta do onethatcares Sep 2025 #3
Just effin go away malaise Sep 2025 #4
Why doesn't he just fucking die already? Orrex Sep 2025 #5
+1 dalton99a Sep 2025 #29
He so badly wants to be an NFL owner newdeal2 Sep 2025 #6
Sour Grapes from The Eighties no_hypocrisy Sep 2025 #18
There's a reason he was denied a franchise AStern Sep 2025 #57
What we need are more brain trauma and career-ending injuries Redleg Sep 2025 #7
The guy who wears a girdle & a diaper, & can't even walk when he plays golf, is whining about sissies? CrispyQ Sep 2025 #8
Oh this guy has his caddies drop balls for him Captain Zero Sep 2025 #36
He plays sissy Rebl2 Sep 2025 #44
You Have Pointed Out His Least Significant... ProfessorGAC Sep 2025 #58
No shit right? Hey Joe Sep 2025 #38
Is he channeling Jeffry Epstein? BoRaGard Sep 2025 #9
Says the sissy, bully of them all. Joinfortmill Sep 2025 #10
He couldn't run five yards if his life depended on it. NCDem47 Sep 2025 #23
OK. What's in it for him? ananda Sep 2025 #11
Only after he steals it before the playoffs Captain Zero Sep 2025 #37
Such a nice use of presidential time and effort. Paladin Sep 2025 #12
When it comes to your safety, he dont give a shit Johonny Sep 2025 #13
The kickoffs do look ridiculous EnergizedLib Sep 2025 #14
Coward Donald of the bone spurs talks of 'sissies'. Norrrm Sep 2025 #15
How can they make such a big sweeping change so easily and quickly? PuraVidaDreamin Sep 2025 #16
This is so rich! Hope22 Sep 2025 #17
My father used to say that, while praising the great Dick Butkus. WarGamer Sep 2025 #19
Put the fat ass on the field, and he can show us how Emile Sep 2025 #20
You go out there and show them how it should be done, Dear Manly Glorious Leader! tanyev Sep 2025 #21
He has no ability to prioritize. The POTUS should not be spending time and effort on this. Walleye Sep 2025 #22
How is this real? How is this real life? Prairie Gates Sep 2025 #25
this from a guy... keroro gunsou Sep 2025 #26
Get on the field, asshole...let's see who is a sissy.... MiHale Sep 2025 #27
Let's see you play in the NFL, "tough guy". Diamond_Dog Sep 2025 #28
Is there anything about the US he doesn't hate? Irish_Dem Sep 2025 #30
When did hell become he'll? milestogo Sep 2025 #31
Yeah, it's just four letters, one syllable. Paladin Sep 2025 #40
Next thing you know he'll take on MLB and demand an end to the Infield Fly Rule. Ocelot II Sep 2025 #32
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the president of the United States MIButterfly Sep 2025 #33
I just gave to laugh. Most of football looks stupid anyway. Srkdqltr Sep 2025 #34
They love college football, but at the same time hate college..... Tbone421 Sep 2025 #35
Because most of them only drove through a campus Captain Zero Sep 2025 #39
The Peace President says what? The sadist-in-chief craves injury. allegorical oracle Sep 2025 #41
I Have An Idea Coolgoober Sep 2025 #42
If that's Rebl2 Sep 2025 #43
I would love to quote Henry !! Jilly_in_VA Sep 2025 #45
Crankles sez wut?? C_U_L8R Sep 2025 #46
He doesn't want everyone to find out that he practices the "tush push" with Vance. milestogo Sep 2025 #47
Trump's ignorance comes through again. The new rules have made the kickoff relevant and exciting again onenote Sep 2025 #48
Taco's manly physique is more suited for Sarcastaball anyway, so what's he complaining about? nt Buns_of_Fire Sep 2025 #49
OKAY Mister Tough Guy, See how long you last in a "sissy" game. usonian Sep 2025 #50
Hey, Donny, try watching Canadian football. rurallib Sep 2025 #51
This from the single biggest coward that ever lived on this planet Eliot Rosewater Sep 2025 #52
Says the sissy golfer. Why isn't he walking and carring his bag? Why does he cheat? marble falls Sep 2025 #53
Right. Stand still here, Shitler, and we'll have the defense's front four sack you. Mc Mike Sep 2025 #54
🍊 🧩 of 💩 still salty about the damn USFL JCMach1 Sep 2025 #55
New "ballroom" to make Trump expert on balls. RedWhiteBlueIsRacist Sep 2025 #56
Says the man who cheats at golf, a very non-contact sport. republianmushroom Sep 2025 #59
Says the guy who probably never played the game. Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Sep 2025 #60
I doubt he'd last 5 minutes in the Women's Football Alliance GopherGal Sep 2025 #61
Why is Rebl2 Sep 2025 #62
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