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Orrex

(67,515 posts) Sat Sep 20, 2025, 05:53 AM Sep 2025

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Taken out by service personnel before he can send them back to Afghanistan?

Taken out by Venezuela before he can murder another boat full of civilians?

Decapitated when he walked too close to Melania's ridiculous hat?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Sep 2025 OP

Pummeled by future retirees over Social Security? SheltieLover Sep 2025 #1

Don't mess with malaise Sep 2025 #17

Or those soon to be old... SheltieLover Sep 2025 #20

Especially old, cranky people with no filters, no patience, and no fucks left to give. niyad Sep 2025 #25

Get off my lawn! surfered Sep 2025 #32

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Sep 2025 #2

Keep hope alive.🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Sep 2025 #7

Have my bottle chilling Wild blueberry Sep 2025 #11

Sung to the tune of Tomorrow malaise Sep 2025 #18

Right now would be much better. niyad Sep 2025 #19

Can they remake it to "today...today?" SheltieLover Sep 2025 #22

Yesterday would be better 😀 malaise Sep 2025 #26

I couldn't agree more, but that would require time travel... SheltieLover Sep 2025 #27

Soon, my friend... SheltieLover Sep 2025 #21

Tomorrow. twodogsbarking Sep 2025 #3

Finally finished rotting...turned into a fetid pool of bodily waste... MiHale Sep 2025 #4

With a hideous orange shen... SheltieLover Sep 2025 #23

Y'all mean this here hat? twodogsbarking Sep 2025 #5

Not yet, but I have high hopes... surfered Sep 2025 #6

Imprisoned in the Tower of London Dulcinea Sep 2025 #8

Ate British food. twodogsbarking Sep 2025 #9

Hehehe malaise Sep 2025 #14

Instantly incinerated when he tripped over the hearth Tanuki Sep 2025 #10

The visual is spectacular malaise Sep 2025 #15

Nope Gimpyknee Sep 2025 #12

No but when the Epstein mess finally explodes malaise Sep 2025 #13

Surrounded as he is by vipers (and that is just MAGA).. On borrowed time? hlthe2b Sep 2025 #16

Aptly depicts pee wee, fleaon, et. al SheltieLover Sep 2025 #24

Creepy surfered Sep 2025 #30

Exactly! SheltieLover Sep 2025 #31

Stephen Miller / Rectal Polyp surfered Sep 2025 #33

Also an apt pix! SheltieLover Sep 2025 #34

+1 dalton99a Sep 2025 #35

🤣 ShazzieB Sep 2025 #43

Stepped of a curb to cross the street in London GopherGal Sep 2025 #28

At crossings in London, "Look Right" is painted on the sidewalk surfered Sep 2025 #29

Trapped for all eternity in a roundabout... Hugin Sep 2025 #36

Been there, not going the wrong way, but unable to get in the exit lane. surfered Sep 2025 #37

Going the wrong way is the specialty of one of my siblings... Hugin Sep 2025 #39

Ah, I like that variation! GopherGal Sep 2025 #38

Not yet, damn, so hopeful he met the grim reaper last night, republianmushroom Sep 2025 #40

All I know is that I'm living for the day when I log on to DU and immediately see a headline saying that he IS dead. ShazzieB Sep 2025 #41

i'm afraid he's like tomorrow bluestarone Sep 2025 #42

Another day of disappointment LetMyPeopleVote Sep 2025 #44