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Buddyzbuddy

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8. He slipped on the ketchup he'd been throwing at the walls

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Sep 24, 2025, 07:45 AM

Sep 2025

while watching Kimmel and fell head first into the 120" TV screen at which time it came off of it's bracket while still stuck to his head as he stumbled around finally collapsing into a pile of hamburgers on the floor. They were reportedly triple quarter pounders with cheese. At least 12 at last count.
Stay tuned for further updates.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Sep 2025 OP

No but malaise Sep 2025 #1

You are usually dead when your brain stops functioning. Usually. twodogsbarking Sep 2025 #2

I was thinking the same thing... yardwork Sep 2025 #28

...and he may cause an apocalypse. surfered Sep 2025 #34

When is the rapture?...................... Lovie777 Sep 2025 #3

I don't think Jesus wants them.... Jack Valentino Sep 2025 #21

No not dead, and yet somehow brain dead Coldwater Sep 2025 #4

Sadly, not yet, but the day is young... SheltieLover Sep 2025 #5

Worked himself into a stroke or heart attack... Dulcinea Sep 2025 #6

THIS malaise Sep 2025 #7

He slipped on the ketchup he'd been throwing at the walls Buddyzbuddy Sep 2025 #8

Like this surfered Sep 2025 #13

Oh, you bet, the catsup was flying with Kimmel reinstated! SheltieLover Sep 2025 #27

Here surfered Sep 2025 #37

Yes, that's it! Ty! SheltieLover Sep 2025 #39

Howling with laughter malaise Sep 2025 #23

"I've been patiently waiting..." hlthe2b Sep 2025 #9

Well this could change everything... MiHale Sep 2025 #10

Throttled to death when his excessively long red tie Tanuki Sep 2025 #11

No, but South Park has a warning for Trump supporters when that glorious day finally arrives surfered Sep 2025 #12

DU rec FakeNoose Sep 2025 #16

Ah frabjous day!! Calloo, callay!! RVN VET71 Sep 2025 #22

Several are saving a bottle for that glorious occasion. surfered Sep 2025 #35

Bazinga! You win the thread (imo) SheltieLover Sep 2025 #26

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Sep 2025 #14

Yawn... Tired of waiting, but the day is young, as you stated. SheltieLover Sep 2025 #25

Now would be nice! niyad Sep 2025 #30

15 yrs ago would've been better SheltieLover Sep 2025 #31

So very true. Or before he became a ruzzian asset, or a sexual predator. niyad Sep 2025 #32

Or his mother could've found a way to abort... SheltieLover Sep 2025 #33

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Sep 2025 #36

Had a heart attack when he discovered he had to walk up escalator stairs dreamland Sep 2025 #15

Dead? In his shriveled soul. RVN VET71 Sep 2025 #17

Nope Gimpyknee Sep 2025 #18

Killed by an overdose of Tylenol slipped into his McDonalds soda by Melania? NNadir Sep 2025 #19

When you hear the cheering you will know, fireworks too.. Be safe with them. twodogsbarking Sep 2025 #20

I wake up everyday and the first thing I do is look for his obituary. One of these days I'll luck out. LetMyPeopleVote Sep 2025 #24

I'm all ready to party. It's just a matter of time. Ocelot II Sep 2025 #29

Not last night either, damn it, Just another day closer. republianmushroom Sep 2025 #38

Nope. Still waiting... ShazzieB Sep 2025 #40