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Orrex

(67,325 posts) Thu Sep 25, 2025, 06:02 AM Sep 2025

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Ground to pulp by a "sabotaged" escalator?

Stroked out while trying to remember where he left the aceto... Acetom... Ace...

Vowed to hold his breath until he's given a Nobel Prize?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Sep 2025 OP

No, but I have a dream... surfered Sep 2025 #1

sdfg aketpjm Sep 2025 #2

???. niyad Sep 2025 #17

Your first post on du. Exactly what are you Emile Sep 2025 #20

I guess you don't like "graveyard" humor. ShazzieB Sep 2025 #21

Welcome to DU LetMyPeopleVote Sep 2025 #23

And about that escalator, there's your problem surfered Sep 2025 #3

Yup SheltieLover Sep 2025 #13

"Anticipating!" hlthe2b Sep 2025 #4

No but malaise Sep 2025 #5

Nope Gimpyknee Sep 2025 #6

Fuck no we're still waiting. Duncanpup Sep 2025 #7

Melania bought a shovel... sop Sep 2025 #8

Blood loss from not knowing how to chop a coconut. twodogsbarking Sep 2025 #9

Liver failure after applying toxic orange makeup for years? LymphocyteLover Sep 2025 #10

After making a himself look like the planet's fool Submariner Sep 2025 #11

Stroked out when he realized the whole world is laughing about the escalator? SheltieLover Sep 2025 #12

Died of rubella? GopherGal Sep 2025 #14

So very true. niyad Sep 2025 #18

Electrocuted by a short electrifying the metal steps of an escalator? NNadir Sep 2025 #15

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Sep 2025 #16

No, not yet, damn, he is dragging this out. republianmushroom Sep 2025 #19

Dead? Did somebody say he's dead? ShazzieB Sep 2025 #22