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Farmer-Rick

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17. Disappears and never comes back

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Oct 6, 2025, 10:52 AM

Oct 2025

He is going to take one of his twice monthly disappearances for medical reasons and then he'll never come back. All his minions will pretend he's alive until Melania starts giving his speeches.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Oct 2025 OP

Sadly, not yet, but there is time for karma to make the world's wish come true SheltieLover Oct 2025 #1

Sadly no! surfered Oct 2025 #2

"Hey Bub... I've got something to tell you and you're not gonna like it!" hlthe2b Oct 2025 #3

Would you like fries with that, thing? twodogsbarking Oct 2025 #7

And several buckets of kfc, dripping with grease SheltieLover Oct 2025 #9

We are waiting for trump to make America great again LetMyPeopleVote Oct 2025 #4

No but malaise Oct 2025 #5

Truly. surfered Oct 2025 #10

Chewed to pieces by a herd of rabbits. Good bunnies. twodogsbarking Oct 2025 #6

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Oct 2025 #8

Should be plenty cold by now. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Oct 2025 #11

Ridiculously cold! SheltieLover Oct 2025 #13

Keep it on ice, until slobby is. SheltieLover Oct 2025 #12

Swap with malaise Oct 2025 #14

Somebody please pop his effin' cork. 2MuchNoise Oct 2025 #15

Sooner rather than later Blue Full Moon Oct 2025 #16

Disappears and never comes back Farmer-Rick Oct 2025 #17

Nope Gimpyknee Oct 2025 #18

Memo to the Grim Reaper: REAP, damn you, REAP!!! Blue Owl Oct 2025 #19

NO ! ded burn it. :( AllaN01Bear Oct 2025 #20

Succumbed to Mad Cow Disease Wicked Blue Oct 2025 #21

THe bad news, not yet, the good news we are a day closer. republianmushroom Oct 2025 #22