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[H2O Man]

“It was so quiet, one of the cult would later say, you could almost hear the sound of ice rattling in cocktail shakers in the homes far away from 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. The lies pouring out of the White House play tricks with sounds. A threat clearly audible five years ago may be indistinguishable from one minutes ago.”
-- H2O Man, Helter Sphincter


Imagine, if you will, a scumbag sociopath with a legal history of sexual offenses and felony convictions, with a group that believes he is both Jesus and Satan, moves into the White House. Now there, the cult leader convinces them to turn DC into a sprawling Spahn Ranch, where they will spark a war they call “Helter Sphincter,” after a song not found on a never issued Bay City Rollers album. His wicked warlock Stephen Miller releases a flock of blind spastic flying monkey assholes wearing orange hates, aggressive in their ignorance who are well-armed and cold as ice. This will be the war to end all wars and elections, destroying decency and democracy, and when it is over it is over, the sociopath will be the grand ruler.

Consider, as you must, today's socio-political reality. Because if you really think about it, the above stuff is exactly where we find ourselves today. The biggest difference between the Manson “family” and this administration is their clothing. Some from each cult may have appeared “normal” in high school, or to even have a promising future. But they failed the big test. They have become Alex's Droogs, launching “a little of the old ultra-violence” upon society.

Fuck that. And fuck them. The truth is that they were always assholes. It's the the germ of evil was in the early process of germination. If you didn't take shit from them in high school, don't take shit from them now. And if you were victims of the cruelty before, it's time to turn the tables on them.

I see that pinhead Stephen Miller talking about tough guys. To borrow from LBJ, he's not a zit on a tough guy's ass. No, he's one of many pimples erupting on the felon's flabby white ass. I learned in boxing that no tough guy has the need to say it, and if a jackass blabs on like Miller, it is just a bluff. (Every rule has an exception, in this case, Muhammad Ali.)

I'll end with this: I'm not saying they are not violent and dangerous. Weak humans can, with the power of violence, cause great destruction and suffering. But they soon lose control, and that violence controls them. And then it destroys them. The key is non-violence on our part, fueled by the knowledge that we will win.