posted without comment

[soldierant]

10. I have heard essentially this joke in a different context,

where the punch line was just one word - "Exactly."
I'm with CT Yankee and Fake Noose that Obama would never say that, and I also feel (and I expect they do too) that Obama jokes are better when they don't include anything attributed to him that he would not say. That said, this is still amusing, though it could be better.