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CTyankee

(68,512 posts)
24. "EBENZER SCROOGE!
Mon Oct 13, 2025, 01:06 AM
Oct 2025

He's hearing that voice except it's saying DONALD J. TRUMP!

Only, I don't think he'll finally repent like old Scrooge did.

He's gonna have to get down on his knees and start begging all the people he screwed to forgive him. And he has to mean it.

Then he's got a lot of work to do.

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"Regrets, I've had a few..." [View all] babylonsister Oct 2025 OP
He keeps obsessing about dying and heaven. Irish_Dem Oct 2025 #1
Bad news for him, perhaps. tinrobot Oct 2025 #15
Wow, again, this time a couple of days after he aced his second "annual" physical. Bernardo de La Paz Oct 2025 #2
LOL 😀 malaise Oct 2025 #10
I didn't think he was capable of that much introspection. Ocelot II Oct 2025 #3
I know - right? Who knew that His Bloatedness had an ounce of self-awareness. Marie Marie Oct 2025 #23
It's a bit late in the game to be having first thoughts of contrition. . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Oct 2025 #4
To achieve salvation one must confess one's manifold sins and wickednesses Ocelot II Oct 2025 #6
"I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven" spanone Oct 2025 #5
He is not lying... The Madcap Oct 2025 #16
So he may just satisfy the requirements dweller Oct 2025 #7
EPSTEIN IS NIGH? BOSSHOG Oct 2025 #8
Heaven for the weather, hell for the conversation. Mark Twain Ping Tung Oct 2025 #9
He knows he's going to hell hell hell kimbutgar Oct 2025 #11
"See? He's so humble" progressoid Oct 2025 #12
Maybe the idea of going to heaven, of being with people like himself, was a bit like gazing into the abyss. taxi Oct 2025 #13
This is just him fishing for compliments and more assurances of his vigor. Maru Kitteh Oct 2025 #14
No Nobel, no heaven - but, eventually (hopefully soon), he will meet his maker. NewHendoLib Oct 2025 #17
"But then again, too few to mention..." (Sinatra, he ain't). nt Buns_of_Fire Oct 2025 #18
Hell, he's more mobbed up than Frank ever was Conjuay Oct 2025 #19
Sweet dreams, Donnie struggle4progress Oct 2025 #20
Who would know better than the Felon, the perpetrator of crimes, the destroyer of lives. Buddyzbuddy Oct 2025 #21
Come on Donny IbogaProject Oct 2025 #22
"EBENZER SCROOGE! CTyankee Oct 2025 #24
The Chosen One most definitely gets a pass through The Pearly Gates. czarjak Oct 2025 #25
REPENT! PuraVidaDreamin Oct 2025 #26
Did the devil make you do it, TACO? marble falls Oct 2025 #27
Stop the presses! ShazzieB Oct 2025 #28
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