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Aviation Pro

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Sat Oct 18, 2025, 11:13 PM Oct 2025

So, I had a confrontation with a fucking MAGAt today [View all]

I wanted to wait on this so the positivity of today could take front and center.

Scenario: In a store buying some house maintenance items. Owner, the fucking MAGAt, is ringing me up, what follows is after some banal conversation.

FM: You know it’s still hurricane season?

Me: Yep, until November 30th. Side note, I’ve been teaching meteorology to pilots for a quarter century; FM didn’t know that.

FM: You know the government controls hurricanes?

Me: That’s utter bullshit, I teach meteorology for a living. Why do smart people fall for such nonsense?

FM: (Shocked at being confronted): You probably don’t believe that that the Lord is coming back.

Me: You’re free to believe anything you want, but I believe you just lost a $1000 a year customer.

FM stammers as I walk out the door with my purchases never to return.

Epilogue: between losing customers like me and tariffs, I’m pretty sure this business will be long gone by next year.


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Good job SuzyandPuffpuff Oct 2025 #1
This message was self-deleted by its author Skittles Oct 2025 #2
Didn't know until they made the mistake Aviation Pro Oct 2025 #3
aw I was just editing Skittles Oct 2025 #4
If the gov't (democrats) can control hurricanes, why can't republicans? Are they stupid? God won't let them? Norrrm Oct 2025 #5
Bingo. dalton99a Oct 2025 #13
You flattered him ... you called him a "smart person" FakeNoose Oct 2025 #6
It's part psyops part interrogation technique Aviation Pro Oct 2025 #7
Good one! I AM the Lord! AZ8theist Oct 2025 #12
That's even better ... but it would have been hard to say it with a straight face FakeNoose Oct 2025 #19
I would have said ... aggiesal Oct 2025 #14
Well played. Though my own B.See Oct 2025 #8
Not negative. Very positive! Congrats on a great reply. usonian Oct 2025 #9
My local ACE also had a "My Pillow Sold Here" sign on the window for years (Golden Valley, Minnesota) progree Oct 2025 #24
Good response. I grew up in South, he'll say a prayer for you and rip off his employees and customers to cover the 1k Silent Type Oct 2025 #10
Well done! Bayard Oct 2025 #11
His inquiry about the lord coming back reminds me. SleeplessinSoCal Oct 2025 #15
I like it when your plan comes together! chouchou Oct 2025 #16
I'd have to give him Matthew 24 Mblaze Oct 2025 #17
He stated there those here today that shall see my return. multigraincracker Oct 2025 #29
They probably deported him to Uganda Captain Zero Oct 2025 #34
In my opinion Mblaze Oct 2025 #37
K&R red dog 1 Oct 2025 #18
Well done! Aristus Oct 2025 #20
Love this! Joinfortmill Oct 2025 #21
You are so much nicer than me, AP librechik Oct 2025 #22
This business owner has a lot to learn on who's Emile Oct 2025 #23
Well done!!! You are far kinder, and far more polite than I have been niyad Oct 2025 #25
I remember at one of our Gay Agenda meetings markodochartaigh Oct 2025 #26
I probably would have said KS Toronado Oct 2025 #27
You handled that idiot just beautifully. pacalo Oct 2025 #28
I've used this one. Trump said billionaires and the multigraincracker Oct 2025 #30
That really has some sting. pacalo Oct 2025 #35
Oooooooooooooo that was a PERFECT comeback! some_of_us_are_sane Oct 2025 #31
Did you tell him that according to your forecast the Lord already came back milestogo Oct 2025 #32
Thank you - absolutely freaking textbook. hatrack Oct 2025 #33
Will idiots never cease? mdbl Oct 2025 #36
This "Lord" person sounds like he means business. Xavier Breath Oct 2025 #38
What gives you the impression he's MAGA? Beartracks Oct 2025 #39
Good grief. hamsterjill Oct 2025 #40
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