The most no-working people in America are plotting to force aged disability recipients to work 'sedentary' jobs

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9. There are about 220 open jobs in the House of Representatives that don't require much movement, and very little thought.

All they have to do is watch Trump do their jobs.
As a bonus, they could spend nearly all of their time at home, and still get paid an excellent salary.
A disability is no hindrance, and even comatose citizens could do this job.
It's perfect as an additional income for retired folks.
I'm thinking of applying. I won't even have to commute to work!