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Blue Owl

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27. Turd polisher and/or toilet licker

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 05:20 PM

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What kind of job should Mike Johnson get when he is out of Congress? [View all] milestogo 21 hrs ago OP

Faith Healer NT Happy Hoosier 21 hrs ago #1

Fluffer for a porn video producer. Ocelot II 21 hrs ago #2

I just said the same thing. yellow dahlia 16 hrs ago #44

Anti-Masturbation Shrew nt mr715 21 hrs ago #3

Hall monitor in a high school LogDog75 21 hrs ago #4

Cell Mate EnergizedLib 21 hrs ago #5

Only thing... 2naSalit 20 hrs ago #21

I would like to see him continue BOSSHOG 21 hrs ago #6

Governor of a Bible Belt State or Preacher at a Prosperity Gospel Church walkingman 21 hrs ago #7

No! Mike Nelson 21 hrs ago #8

Porn movie reviewer 0rganism 21 hrs ago #9

How about just being homeless, unable to get a job? Then he can experience the reality of what's it is like, actually SWBTATTReg 20 hrs ago #10

not trustee. ret5hd 20 hrs ago #11

Whatever he chooses that he is qualified for. Groundhawg 20 hrs ago #12

Walmart greeter. Would not trust him as a school crossing guard. Sneederbunk 20 hrs ago #13

Tele-evangelist. Turbineguy 20 hrs ago #14

Grindr is hiring. Sibelius Fan 20 hrs ago #15

Shoveling horse manure. BlueKota 20 hrs ago #16

He is not even competent enough to run the porn apps he loves so much. Irish_Dem 20 hrs ago #17

Tinder fluffer Maru Kitteh 20 hrs ago #18

Fox News correspondent Initech 20 hrs ago #19

He could operate the fryer at a fast food restaurant. He's greasy enough. Vinca 20 hrs ago #20

A coffin digger. Zackzzzz 20 hrs ago #22

Youth pastor. He's just creepy enough to fit in well. And young people are more impressionable. mucholderthandirt 20 hrs ago #23

Making big rocks into small rocks Grim Chieftain 20 hrs ago #24

YEP! Rebl2 19 hrs ago #33

Third glory hole on the left at KMart. Fichefinder 20 hrs ago #25

Find another fascist's edhopper 20 hrs ago #26

Turd polisher and/or toilet licker Blue Owl 20 hrs ago #27

Yo Yo Yo (actual pic) underpants 20 hrs ago #28

Whatever it will be, one thing certain he'll be an ASS KISSER 💋 Emile 20 hrs ago #29

Grindr editor CanonRay 19 hrs ago #30

Good Humor Man OneBlueDotS-Carolina 19 hrs ago #31

Brown noser Rebl2 19 hrs ago #32

OMG John Coktosten 19 hrs ago #34

Wearing a sign that says: Polly Hennessey 19 hrs ago #35

I don't know anything about his previous work history HappyH 19 hrs ago #36

Cleaning public toilets with his tongue. SamKnause 18 hrs ago #37

Circus. Same as his job in congress. Shoveling shit. usonian 18 hrs ago #38

Crash test dummy...nt GReedDiamond 18 hrs ago #39

Pedophile youth pastor . . . . hatrack 18 hrs ago #40

A gimp. Midnight Writer 18 hrs ago #41

Target holder at the Renaissance Festival axe throwing booth. flvegan 18 hrs ago #42

Fluffer for gay porn. yellow dahlia 16 hrs ago #43

Blow. Iggo 14 hrs ago #45

Mop Boy at a Louisiana Glory Hole Captain Zero 13 hrs ago #46

Bathroom attendant at the Trump presidential library. Borogove 3 hrs ago #47