What the actual fuck, Mika??? [View all]

[PCIntern]

Are you an adult? Are you sure??

Today, she was interviewing Jordan Klepper of Comedy Central, whom I think is a terrific individual. He mentioned, and showed blurred photos of a naked bike ride protest that he covered.

Mika Mouse could not stop with the pearl-clutching: I can’t quote her but all I could think during her gasping poutrage was, lady, you were fucking your co-host and he was if I remember correctly, still married, and even if he wasn’t I believe you were.

I don’t care one way or another but come on: Junior high school is way behind you: the naked bike rides are staged to prove something or another and it’s all ok. It’s human anatomy, nearly everyone has got one or three parts which are normally covered…except for statues, paintings, medical books, magazines, mainstream film, “adult” film, and nudist colonies.

I have witnessed a couple of these bike rides held in Philly annually and first, it’s nothing I hadn’t seen before and second, most of what was to see was objectively unimpressive. Life ain’t Hollywood.