Trump on 2028: "They say I'm not allowed to run. I don't know what the hell that's all about."

[allegorical oracle]

7. Somewhere, someone in his administration is trying to figure out a way to

get dump's name on the ballot to save the GOP in the next election. They've convinced themselves that they can't hold onto down ballot offices when "his" name is missing. At least that's what they're blaming for losses they've suffered in recent special elections.

Doesn't occur to them that it's his policies that are the problem. For example, the Miami mayoral race was won by a Dem for the first time in 30 years. Just a coincidence that ICE/Border Patrol has been plaguing Miami residents, many who are Cuban, in the past month.