Musk & DOGE SH*T "made the world sicker, poorer and more miserable. And it was all for nothing"

[gfarber]

20. DOGE Misdeeds

There once was a tycoon named Musk
Who decided that DOGE was a must.
With bravado and cheer,
He cried, “Chop it right here!”
Till regret left his vision quite husk.

Young coders with scarcely a clue
Were tasked with what nations must do.
They hunted “misdeeds,”
From their swivel chairs’ leads,
And called civil servants untrue.

A lad nicknamed “Big Balls,” nineteen,
Played watchdog for things unforeseen.
With no aid or state skill,
He accused with a will,
Then watched as an agency screamed.

“USAID’s criminal,” he lied,
“Feed it straight to the chipper,” he cried.
With a tweet and a grin,
He let hubris win—
And soft power was quietly fried.

At CPAC he brandished a saw,
Declared whole departments a flaw.
Months later, subdued,
He hedged and he rued:
“I was… somewhat successful,” he'd craw.

DOGE promised to trim every dime,
Slash spending, efficiency prime.
But it cut without sense,
Brought collapse, not expense—
And failed on both ledger and time.

A tale for the ages remains:
When amateurs seized governing reins,
They didn’t just miss—
They authored this mess,
Left the world poorer, sicker, in pain.

So carve it in verse and in stone:
When tech gods are handed the throne,
They don’t merely stall—
They dismantle it all,
And call nothing gained “worth the bone.”