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15. The Clooneys

There once was a post full of cheer,
From Trump on Truth Social quite clear:
“The Clooneys,” he cried,
“Have skipped stateside,
They’re French now—good news, have no fear!”

He scoffed at old George on the screen,
“No star—just complaints in between!
He moans about sense,
With political pretense,
While I make America great, big and keen!”

The papers then chimed with a note:
France welcomed the Clooneys by vote.
Kentucky-born George
Still kept U.S. forge,
But added a tricolor coat.

Then Clooney replied with a grin,
Agreeing—though not how Trump meant it to spin:
“Yes, greatness is key,
We’ll start—wait and see—
Come November, let progress begin.”