There were two men in black at my front door this morning.

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48. One of my mom's sisters was a JW

She and her hubby were "missionaries" in Equador. They came back to PA for a month the year after I married my second husband. My hubby was the single father of 3 and I had 2 small children from my first marriage. When she heard I had 5 children she thought my family was easy pickings. I was polite when she visited (she was my aunt) but threw her pamphlets away the minute she left. Before she went home she stopped at the local Kingdom Hall and told them I was interested in joining their cult. I started to get weekly visits from 3 women. I tried to tell them I wasn't interested but they were stubborn.
One day I had just gotten the older kids off to elementary school and was having a cup of coffee when I saw them stop out front. It just so happened that both my mom and my M-I-L had gotten me sexy peignoir sets for Christmas and my brother had given us a magnum of scotch. I ran down the hall, stripping as I went, threw on the see through robe of one of the sets and on my way back to the living room spotted the scotch on top of the fridge. I grabbed it, opened it and sloshed some down my front, then went to the door and opened it. I slurred "Good! We're having a party and we are a couple women short". They fled and I was never bothered by them again.