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(15,181 posts) Thu Jan 15, 2026, 10:12 AM Jan 2026

Ticket sales are "minimal to non existent" for Melania's documentary [View all]

https://www.showbiz411.com/2026/01/14/melania-trump-documentary-has-become-online-lol-meme-with-fake-reviews-defaced-posters-and-few-advanced-ticket-sales

Melania Trump Documentary Has Become Online LOL Meme with Fake Reviews, Defaced Posters, and Few Advanced Ticket Sales
January 14, 2026 12:17 pm
By
Roger Friedman

Like everyone, we’re waiting for “Melania,” the Melania Trump documentary set for release on January 30th.

On the 29th, Brett Ratner’s $40 million infomercial will premiere at the Kennedy Center in from of Trump loyalists.

But meantime, “Melania” has become a very funny online meme. There are pictures of defaced posters in bus shelters all over the place.

At the same time, advanced ticket sales are minimal to non existent. In New York, no surprise, there are one or two seats taken in some theaters, none in most of them.

But in Palm Beach, Florida, ground zero for Trump, the same story exists.

Amazon/MGM is releasing the movie, and in all likelihood they will not report box office numbers. But taking a look to theaters in key cities should make spitballing the numbers pretty easy.

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Ticket sales are "minimal to non existent" for Melania's documentary [View all] BlueWaveNeverEnd Jan 2026 OP

She exemplifies "I don't care" and "Let them eat cake". milestogo Jan 2026 #1

My daughter and her best friend are planning to hate-watch it. maxsolomon Jan 2026 #46

I was going to do that, but decided to wait till it's streaming MustLoveBeagles Jan 2026 #48

On Amazon by the end of the February. maxsolomon Jan 2026 #49

There should be Traildogbob Jan 2026 #55

Maybe like all their books, the Traitor will get the Tadpole Raisin Jan 2026 #2

This film might be a Slovenian brain fart... wcmagumba Jan 2026 #3

The grift was successful get the red out Jan 2026 #4

Zilch Nada Melania. tanyev Jan 2026 #5

Now Krasnov will whine about the Oscars. LakeVermilion Jan 2026 #6

In his demented mind, he will say he actually won best supporting actor newdeal2 Jan 2026 #15

Does being a supporting actor qualify for committing sexual assault? EdmondDantes_ Jan 2026 #60

No doubt. If there were a category for... 3catwoman3 Jan 2026 #23

She might win a category for "Phony Foreign Former Sex Worker in a Grifting Role". rubbersole Jan 2026 #36

'Citizen Trump' sop Jan 2026 #7

+1 dalton99a Jan 2026 #8

The first thing I thought of was the scene of Kane seriously clapping as if Buns_of_Fire Jan 2026 #45

$40 million from Bezos to Trump edhopper Jan 2026 #9

A bribe by any other name. sop Jan 2026 #11

"Melania the Slovenian sex worker, fully clothed" dalton99a Jan 2026 #10

;-{) Goonch Jan 2026 #12

+1 dalton99a Jan 2026 #13

You win the thread!! Tadpole Raisin Jan 2026 #16

Is she sitting down because she can't walk in those ridiculous 6 inch stilettos? 3catwoman3 Jan 2026 #24

Why the rose garden got paved over. pandr32 Jan 2026 #43

No thanks Rebl2 Jan 2026 #27

Balonia fits her better. calimary Jan 2026 #54

Lots of preview ads for this on tv..😡 Deuxcents Jan 2026 #14

That's part of Bezos payoff newdeal2 Jan 2026 #17

This was supposed to be the feel-good event of the Pedo Season. Kid Berwyn Jan 2026 #18

Who is surprised by this? LetMyPeopleVote Jan 2026 #19

The least interesting first lady in American history kwolf68 Jan 2026 #20

Guess they should have thrown in some of her X-rated past. Vinca Jan 2026 #21

This wil garner a massive thumbs down event Clouds Passing Jan 2026 #22

You could not pay me to sit thru this dreck. 3catwoman3 Jan 2026 #25

I've thought about going to the theater to hate watch it MustLoveBeagles Jan 2026 #26

Check outtakes on PornHub... rubbersole Jan 2026 #38

Lol MustLoveBeagles Jan 2026 #42

Aren't you afraid it will ruin your appetite? 3catwoman3 Jan 2026 #63

Yes MustLoveBeagles Jan 2026 #66

I'm surprised it will actually be in an actual theater. nt ihaveaquestion Jan 2026 #28

I'm scheduled for surgery on 01/30. Oh darn, guess I can't see it. Pacifist Patriot Jan 2026 #29

Hope your surgery and post surgery healing go well. mwmisses4289 Jan 2026 #50

Thank you! Ha ha! Go with the latter. Pacifist Patriot Jan 2026 #59

Darn you, for taking that last surgery slot! Ilsa Jan 2026 #56

Thank you! Sadly, this isn't my first surgical rodeo ... Pacifist Patriot Jan 2026 #58

Thank goodness! I hate bone surgery. Ilsa Jan 2026 #68

Coming soon to a Blockbuster near you. Norrrm Jan 2026 #30

Pretty Woman Puppyjive Jan 2026 #31

The only way to see this movie Ray Bruns Jan 2026 #32

Rumor is she brought Ron Jeremy out of retirement Submariner Jan 2026 #33

Guess he's going to need to phone up a whole lot of 'his friends' PuraVidaDreamin Jan 2026 #34

Is FIFA going to give her a fake Oscar for this? dem4decades Jan 2026 #35

I really wanted to read the original article AverageOldGuy Jan 2026 #37

I heard TSF is going to release the movie on VHS... Enter stage left Jan 2026 #39

Super Eight with a companion cassette for the soundtrack... Hugin Jan 2026 #44

Not surprised, it's just another lazy Hollywood reboot. We've seen this before. underpants Jan 2026 #40

He: "What's your name?" Totally Tunsie Jan 2026 #51

"A young sex-worker's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk." Xavier Breath Jan 2026 #41

LOL -- or "Minsk to Mar a Lago" Blue Owl Jan 2026 #53

She has already been paid and that is all she and her family care about !!! SamKnause Jan 2026 #47

Tightwad Trump is gonna be pissed when sales don't make her stop asking for more $$ for appearances & silence Attilatheblond Jan 2026 #52

Sorry, but, Melania Trumps life is boring. Oneironaut Jan 2026 #57

Go woke, go broke? Johonny Jan 2026 #61

The only way I can watch it is with MS Piggy's head replaced with Melanie's head on the preview! kimbutgar Jan 2026 #62

I'l'll go if they give me my DOGE check and it clears. Ritabert Jan 2026 #64

"See Melania's documentary or we'll shoot you in the face" struggle4progress Jan 2026 #65

I was planning on attending, but then an opportunity arose to ... 11 Bravo Jan 2026 #67

Is it a porno film? BigDemVoter Jan 2026 #69

The reviews are in LetMyPeopleVote Jan 2026 #70