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(195,230 posts) Thu Jan 15, 2026, 09:24 AM Thursday

The $3 Trump meal! ENJOY! Sec. Rollins has run simulations 😳😂😃🥸 [View all]

Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."

It took 1,000 simulations to learn this? Ask anyone on food stamps. They can tell you everything you need to know about feeding a family on pennies.

So basically every meal is 200 calories, that’ll keep them hungry

"Our simulation says you shouldn't be hungry yet!"

Only one piece of broccoli?

Wait, I can have *two* sides now? Mind blown.

One doll. One pencil. One piece of broccoli. Enjoy, peasants

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The $3 Trump meal! ENJOY! Sec. Rollins has run simulations 😳😂😃🥸 [View all] underpants Thursday OP

This foo posted the Fyre Fest meal! The Internet is undefeated Prairie Gates Thursday #1

😂😂😂😂 the responses are hilarious. Sooo out of touch underpants Thursday #4

ROFL Prairie Gates Thursday #5

Can my "one other thing" please be affordable health care? Jesus Christ. underpants Thursday #14

Meanwhile, Trump eats a Big Mac, a Quarter Pounder and fries. Plus a Filet-O-Fish, for health. tanyev Thursday #2

And no doubt 'one other thing.' Xavier Breath Thursday #10

Two scoops. Hugin Thursday #24

It's worse than that. Don't forget the chocolate shake... keep_left Sunday #26

I looked up calorie counts. Efilroft Sul Thursday #3

The craziest thing is her saying "We've run simulations" and then the anchor emphasizing the simulations Prairie Gates Thursday #6

They run simulations but probably have other people doing their shopping. They know nothing about kitchen table issues. Efilroft Sul Thursday #9

They just ran it through Grok 1000x Arazi Thursday #20

They are sick people malaise Thursday #21

Well they think everyone is just sitting around smoking weed anyway underpants Thursday #8

They obviously have never heard of the munchies. Efilroft Sul Thursday #11

A line from an old Fools song comes to mind here jmowreader Thursday #7

The one other thing? peggysue2 Thursday #12

Can my "one other thing" please be affordable health care? Jesus Christ. underpants Thursday #15

That too, underpants peggysue2 Thursday #22

Let them eat cake malaise Thursday #13

Did they also simulate the cost of actually cooking these delicacies, Emrys Thursday #16

Hey, Brookie Poo... GoCubsGo Thursday #17

The peanut made me laugh - is this what the felon-in-chief eats for dinner?? Rhiannon12866 Thursday #18

Never forget... DET Thursday #19

Victory chicken lame54 Thursday #23

God... Scott Alan Swaggerty Sunday #25

Remember snap gives only $1.90 per meal questionseverything Sunday #27

Let's put Ms. Rollins on this diet for a month so she can provide proof it's satisfying. Diamond_Dog Sunday #28