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Oneironaut

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57. Sorry, but, Melania Trumps life is boring.

Reply to BlueWaveNeverEnd (Original post)

Thu Jan 15, 2026, 02:16 PM

Jan 15

- Born to generally working class family
- Became a model and had the means to travel throughout Europe
- Didn’t even finish college and dropped out as a freshman, later lied about having a degree and got called out for it
- Married Trump
- Has done absolutely nothing since - even as First Lady

I can think of 7 billion people who have a more interesting backstory. Hence why this documentary is generally seen as just a suck up move rather than a legitimate effort.

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Ticket sales are "minimal to non existent" for Melania's documentary [View all] BlueWaveNeverEnd Jan 15 OP

She exemplifies "I don't care" and "Let them eat cake". milestogo Jan 15 #1

My daughter and her best friend are planning to hate-watch it. maxsolomon Jan 15 #46

I was going to do that, but decided to wait till it's streaming MustLoveBeagles Jan 15 #48

On Amazon by the end of the February. maxsolomon Jan 15 #49

There should be Traildogbob Jan 15 #55

Maybe like all their books, the Traitor will get the Tadpole Raisin Jan 15 #2

This film might be a Slovenian brain fart... wcmagumba Jan 15 #3

The grift was successful get the red out Jan 15 #4

Zilch Nada Melania. tanyev Jan 15 #5

Now Krasnov will whine about the Oscars. LakeVermilion Jan 15 #6

In his demented mind, he will say he actually won best supporting actor newdeal2 Jan 15 #15

Does being a supporting actor qualify for committing sexual assault? EdmondDantes_ Jan 15 #60

No doubt. If there were a category for... 3catwoman3 Jan 15 #23

She might win a category for "Phony Foreign Former Sex Worker in a Grifting Role". rubbersole Jan 15 #36

'Citizen Trump' sop Jan 15 #7

+1 dalton99a Jan 15 #8

The first thing I thought of was the scene of Kane seriously clapping as if Buns_of_Fire Jan 15 #45

$40 million from Bezos to Trump edhopper Jan 15 #9

A bribe by any other name. sop Jan 15 #11

"Melania the Slovenian sex worker, fully clothed" dalton99a Jan 15 #10

;-{) Goonch Jan 15 #12

+1 dalton99a Jan 15 #13

You win the thread!! Tadpole Raisin Jan 15 #16

Is she sitting down because she can't walk in those ridiculous 6 inch stilettos? 3catwoman3 Jan 15 #24

Why the rose garden got paved over. pandr32 Jan 15 #43

No thanks Rebl2 Jan 15 #27

Balonia fits her better. calimary Jan 15 #54

Lots of preview ads for this on tv..😡 Deuxcents Jan 15 #14

That's part of Bezos payoff newdeal2 Jan 15 #17

This was supposed to be the feel-good event of the Pedo Season. Kid Berwyn Jan 15 #18

Who is surprised by this? LetMyPeopleVote Jan 15 #19

The least interesting first lady in American history kwolf68 Jan 15 #20

Guess they should have thrown in some of her X-rated past. Vinca Jan 15 #21

This wil garner a massive thumbs down event Clouds Passing Jan 15 #22

You could not pay me to sit thru this dreck. 3catwoman3 Jan 15 #25

I've thought about going to the theater to hate watch it MustLoveBeagles Jan 15 #26

Check outtakes on PornHub... rubbersole Jan 15 #38

Lol MustLoveBeagles Jan 15 #42

Aren't you afraid it will ruin your appetite? 3catwoman3 Jan 15 #63

Yes MustLoveBeagles Jan 15 #66

I'm surprised it will actually be in an actual theater. nt ihaveaquestion Jan 15 #28

I'm scheduled for surgery on 01/30. Oh darn, guess I can't see it. Pacifist Patriot Jan 15 #29

Hope your surgery and post surgery healing go well. mwmisses4289 Jan 15 #50

Thank you! Ha ha! Go with the latter. Pacifist Patriot Jan 15 #59

Darn you, for taking that last surgery slot! Ilsa Jan 15 #56

Thank you! Sadly, this isn't my first surgical rodeo ... Pacifist Patriot Jan 15 #58

Thank goodness! I hate bone surgery. Ilsa Jan 15 #68

Coming soon to a Blockbuster near you. Norrrm Jan 15 #30

Pretty Woman Puppyjive Jan 15 #31

The only way to see this movie Ray Bruns Jan 15 #32

Rumor is she brought Ron Jeremy out of retirement Submariner Jan 15 #33

Guess he's going to need to phone up a whole lot of 'his friends' PuraVidaDreamin Jan 15 #34

Is FIFA going to give her a fake Oscar for this? dem4decades Jan 15 #35

I really wanted to read the original article AverageOldGuy Jan 15 #37

I heard TSF is going to release the movie on VHS... Enter stage left Jan 15 #39

Super Eight with a companion cassette for the soundtrack... Hugin Jan 15 #44

Not surprised, it's just another lazy Hollywood reboot. We've seen this before. underpants Jan 15 #40

He: "What's your name?" Totally Tunsie Jan 15 #51

"A young sex-worker's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk." Xavier Breath Jan 15 #41

LOL -- or "Minsk to Mar a Lago" Blue Owl Jan 15 #53

She has already been paid and that is all she and her family care about !!! SamKnause Jan 15 #47

Tightwad Trump is gonna be pissed when sales don't make her stop asking for more $$ for appearances & silence Attilatheblond Jan 15 #52

Sorry, but, Melania Trumps life is boring. Oneironaut Jan 15 #57

Go woke, go broke? Johonny Jan 15 #61

The only way I can watch it is with MS Piggy's head replaced with Melanie's head on the preview! kimbutgar Jan 15 #62

I'l'll go if they give me my DOGE check and it clears. Ritabert Jan 15 #64

"See Melania's documentary or we'll shoot you in the face" struggle4progress Jan 15 #65

I was planning on attending, but then an opportunity arose to ... 11 Bravo Jan 15 #67

Is it a porno film? BigDemVoter Jan 15 #69