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4. And 3.

Reply to RandySF (Original post)

Mon Jan 19, 2026, 09:05 AM

Monday

He will declare “victory” after a serious round of tough negotiations has finally yielded a result that is in line with his demands. This result, as pointed out in the OP, will mean “finally” reaching agreements that were made years ago, and are still in force.

Next, he will demand that the Finnish Nobel Committee award him the Nobel Prize for Physics, honoring his world-shaking discovery that water is wet. Finland will request additional NATO protection until such time as Rubio can remind Trump that there is no Finnish Nobel Committee.

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