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Orrex

(66,739 posts) Mon Jan 19, 2026, 09:45 AM Monday

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Buried after ICE facial recognition software recognized his face as a heap of pig shit?

Killed by friendly fire during Army-Navy game?

Assassinated by agents from whichever country he threatened this hour. From Norway? Sure, let's go with Norway.

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Monday OP

Beautifully perforated by Praetorian Guard dalton99a Monday #1

Or maybe the Iranian Revolutionary Guard. Dulcinea Monday #9

Syphilis finally got him. May he rot in pieces. Dave Bowman Monday #2

No but malaise Monday #3

Total loon surfered Monday #6

Complete idiot SheltieLover Monday #20

They're coming to take me away...ha ha... yellow dahlia Monday #27

Who would have thought that a 1966 novelty song would be niyad Monday #37

Oh, I'll have to read more about it. yellow dahlia Monday #38

You will have to tell me if Mr. Dahlia does, indeed, know the story. niyad Monday #40

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Monday #4

If he goes today, there'll be bubbles tonight🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾 surfered Monday #7

Bigliest bubbles ever! SheltieLover Monday #18

My wife insisted on opening our bottle on New Years. The Upside: NNadir Monday #15

It'll be a dance party, in line. yellow dahlia Monday #28

That reminds me of what the nurses recommended for those of us who... NNadir Monday #43

I'm takin to the streets. yellow dahlia Monday #46

Hold the vision please SheltieLover Monday #19

It's funny how many of us have a bottle in the frig...at the ready. yellow dahlia Monday #39

And more will be doing so, all over the world. niyad Monday #41

I bet it is a conversation in many parts of the world, right now. yellow dahlia Monday #42

He went to Greenland, scouting locations for a golf course. surfered Monday #5

Poor bear! niyad Monday #8

They eat seals. They can handle fat and gristle. Ocelot II Monday #10

Yes, of course. I guess I was thinking more in terms of the toxins. niyad Monday #11

So that's where their spine went! BidenRocks Monday #25

"Who ya 'callin 'pudgy'! Have you seen that orange blob in the WH?" hlthe2b Monday #12

What are they? surfered Monday #13

beavers hlthe2b Monday #30

I thought marmots, too, but I've never seen them in groups surfered Monday #45

Slapped to death by the fins of an outraged Norwegian seal? NNadir Monday #14

Chooped up and used for stew to feed the ICE goons. twodogsbarking Monday #16

... smells like adult diapers. (nt) William Seger Monday #21

Would you like fries with that? twodogsbarking Monday #32

Stroked out over respect & appreciation demonstrated for MLK? SheltieLover Monday #17

Ate a poisoned cheese Danish Wicked Blue Monday #22

Wandered outside to view construction of his ballroom then tripped and fell into a deep pit? LymphocyteLover Monday #23

Asphyxiated from holding his breath because he refused to believe that Kristi Noem lies more than he can. littlemissmartypants Monday #24

No. GaYellowDawg Monday #26

A suspiciously tainted bar of Toblerone? yellow dahlia Monday #29

Impaled by an errant walrus tusk. Sneederbunk Monday #31

Found dead on golf course. Word has it that he pissed off his caddie. bluestarone Monday #33

Any of the options listed here WestMichRad Monday #34

Any or all! niyad Monday #35

The Greenland Yeti Coalition got together with yells of "Not Yeti"... MiHale Monday #36

When will our long national nightmare be over? LetMyPeopleVote Monday #44