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calimary

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44. Oooooooo! That's a GOOD one!

Mon Jan 19, 2026, 05:30 PM

Jan 2026

I’ve got to remember that one!

“You can’t polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter.“
-Brother Buzz

OMG!!! An all time CLASSIC!!! Just might be The All Time BEST - um - “accolade” that he’s ever earned!

Belongs on his tombstone, or above the front entrance of whatever official display or museum or institution or medal is set up as some sort of “honor” to his “legacy”.

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MOVIE FANS prove HOW MUCH THEY HATE AMERICA by not lining up for the First Nude's $40 M Bezos Documentary [View all] Miles Archer Jan 2026 OP

Too bad Bezos has too much money to be hurt financially by this turd. marble falls Jan 2026 #1

It's a tax deduction azureblue Jan 2026 #40

A minor one, to be sure. marble falls Jan 2026 #41

BS. The studio was not "expecting a big turnout." maxsolomon Jan 2026 #2

Yes $40,000,000 to go away and leave Amazon alone. won't work, he always wants more. IA8IT Jan 2026 #6

I assumed this film would have gone directly to television Brother Buzz Jan 2026 #3

Oooooooo! That's a GOOD one! calimary Jan 2026 #44

Doesn't help that Avalon Sparks Jan 2026 #4

I'm not sure what they think of her, but you're right Miles Archer Jan 2026 #8

She's one of those "Klassy with a K" losers that make others snicker and roll their eyes. Marie Marie Jan 2026 #26

That is an impressive array of adjectives that I thoroughly enjoyed reading! 3catwoman3 Jan 2026 #38

I was an English major, got my B.A....it's a blessing and a curse sometimes. Miles Archer Jan 2026 #59

I was the odd mix of liking science and language arts (formerly known as English)... 3catwoman3 Jan 2026 #61

Mara-Loco-two faced mercuryblues Jan 2026 #58

They are the biggest hypocrites Avalon Sparks Jan 2026 #67

"$25 for a movie that feels like a long-form campaign ad" Dulcinea Jan 2026 #5

It will become after-midnight fodder for obscure cable channels in a few years. nt Wednesdays Jan 2026 #53

I HATE having to read English subtitles. Conjuay Jan 2026 #7

As we all know . . . AverageOldGuy Jan 2026 #23

Well, in all fairness PatSeg Jan 2026 #9

Its not Melania they're in love with. She just decorates Luz Jan 2026 #68

Which is so bizarre to me PatSeg Jan 2026 #69

I've seen a few movies where I hated all the characters, Americanme Jan 2026 #10

Free popcorn 🍿 might help... Conjuay Jan 2026 #11

Free popcorn, chocolate and margaritas with nachos would not work for me TNNurse Jan 2026 #17

Maybe, maybe not. generalbetrayus Jan 2026 #19

I'd prefer to watch either "Manos: The Hands of Fate" or "Plan 9 From Outer Space" as opposed to high-fashion hamburglar Crowman2009 Jan 2026 #14

The MST3K Version fmdaddio Jan 2026 #37

I have the restored version of Manos on Blu-ray. Crowman2009 Jan 2026 #47

Wasn't intended to be a money maker drmeow Jan 2026 #12

Exactly LR3 Jan 2026 #15

Why pay? They can get their porn free on the intertubes NewHendoLib Jan 2026 #13

My Prediction for the Future Roy Rolling Jan 2026 #16

And then Donnie will whine and stomp his feet and claim TDS is being unfair to his wife who Marie Marie Jan 2026 #28

*cue James Woods Roy Rolling Jan 23 #70

Malaria should have taken her clothes off dalton99a Jan 2026 #18

Hopefully Orange Julius Caesar didn't. generalbetrayus Jan 2026 #20

OMFG! Marie Marie Jan 2026 #29

Obviously a fake... The Madcap Jan 2026 #33

MY EYES, MY EYES! ShazzieB Jan 2026 #45

Bezos giving trmp's wife a Forty Million Dollar vanity film... spanone Jan 2026 #21

And how Nazi Fascist Fuck of Bezos. Cha Jan 2026 #25

Well, duh! Who would want to pay money to watch what's essentially state sponsored propaganda? Initech Jan 2026 #22

Do people still go to the theater to watch porn??? BaronChocula Jan 2026 #24

Last person I recall doing that was the late great Fred Willard. Crowman2009 Jan 2026 #51

I forgot about Fred Willard BaronChocula Jan 2026 #57

You need a few flops to shield the profits from the revenuers. bluedigger Jan 2026 #27

I wouldn't go if they paid me to see it... wcmagumba Jan 2026 #30

I would live to see Traildogbob Jan 2026 #31

Please, no jmowreader Jan 2026 #50

What possibly could she say or do for a full hour and a half? The trailers seem to show allegorical oracle Jan 2026 #32

It's probably because of all the plastic surgery she's had, through the years. calimary Jan 2026 #46

Just a little 40 million dollar bribe Johonny Jan 2026 #34

Wow!!!! Who saw that coming? GoCubsGo Jan 2026 #35

It was never more than an open bribe. Still, funny to Maru Kitteh Jan 2026 #36

WHAT I ALWAYS FOUND HILARIOUS. . . Jimvanhise Jan 2026 #39

Saying "Polls show Donald Trump has the voters" is very generous. nt Wednesdays Jan 2026 #42

The Box Office numbers will melm00se Jan 2026 #43

Good point. He'll pay people to make it a sell-out. Like he did at T Tower when they came allegorical oracle Jan 2026 #48

When in reality, she'll always be Girmar from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. Crowman2009 Jan 2026 #52

Hilarious! ShazzieB Jan 2026 #49

A film about Dollar Store Lurch's mom. Meh. flvegan Jan 2026 #54

Um ... what was that? NeoTrajan Jan 2026 #55

News flash: the people interested in Melaria Hassler Jan 2026 #56

It's not opening until the 30th Beaverhausen Jan 2026 #60

Bending a knee is gonna cost ya, Jeffy Norbert Jan 2026 #62

Breaking News!!! William Gustafson Jan 2026 #63

If they wanted a hit, they would have featured the Ilsa Jan 2026 #64

Good. It was a bribe, anyway. She thinks she's Jackie, God forbid. Joinfortmill Jan 2026 #65

True, but we have to at least give her credit for her mission to end cyberbullying Miles Archer Jan 2026 #66