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ShazzieB

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49. Hilarious!

Mon Jan 19, 2026, 04:58 PM

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Bezos doesn't care about the money, of course. It's chump change to him. He also may not care about looking like a complete and utter ass clown when this movie is the colossal, epic failure that it's shaping up to be. But that's okay. We can all have fun laughing our asses off at him, Ratner, and Malaria herself regardless!

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