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muriel_volestrangler

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13. Sauron says "normally I have to entice mortals with a ring to get this level of cooperation

Reply to LetMyPeopleVote (Reply #9)

Mon Jan 19, 2026, 05:14 PM

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but this man says he's always admired my deal-making, and wants to learn my secret methods. He says he's sure his old mentor Roy must have known me. He needs someone who can run a casino without going bankrupt to show him the ropes.

"But I'm worried about his attitude to women. Frankly, I never went in for that stuff - it's misogynistic. I may hate all of Iluvatar's creation, but I don't see the need to discriminate against females.

"And he's so needy. I haven't seen it that bad since that creature we captured skulking around the Gates of Mordor."

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