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William Gustafson

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63. Breaking News!!!

Mon Jan 19, 2026, 10:58 PM

Monday

Washington DC... 10:45 pm

"President Donald Trump signed an executive order tonight, requiring every citizen in the United States to go watch the First Ladies documentary in theaters around the country."
"Any person not viewing the film, will be severely punished and sent to our reassignment camps scattered around the country."
"You will be expected to buy the First Ladies items as you enter... $100. low limit... ID's will be checked at the door, and anybody with skin lighter than white, will be deported."
"Anyone hooting or howling durn the nude scenes, will be removed and forced to work at Mor-a-logo in the sauna, giving massages to old rich guys"
"Thank you for your attention on this"

thought runs through my mind -- (Thank God this is distracting from the Trump/Epstein Files)

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A minor one, to be sure. marble falls Monday #41

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As we all know . . . AverageOldGuy Monday #23

Well, in all fairness PatSeg Monday #9

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Free popcorn 🍿 might help... Conjuay Monday #11

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I have the restored version of Manos on Blu-ray. Crowman2009 Monday #47

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My Prediction for the Future Roy Rolling Monday #16

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Malaria should have taken her clothes off dalton99a Monday #18

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OMFG! Marie Marie Monday #29

Obviously a fake... The Madcap Monday #33

MY EYES, MY EYES! ShazzieB Monday #45

Bezos giving trmp's wife a Forty Million Dollar vanity film... spanone Monday #21

And how Nazi Fascist Fuck of Bezos. Cha Monday #25

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Last person I recall doing that was the late great Fred Willard. Crowman2009 Monday #51

I forgot about Fred Willard BaronChocula Monday #57

You need a few flops to shield the profits from the revenuers. bluedigger Monday #27

I wouldn't go if they paid me to see it... wcmagumba Monday #30

I would live to see Traildogbob Monday #31

Please, no jmowreader Monday #50

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It's probably because of all the plastic surgery she's had, through the years. calimary Monday #46

Just a little 40 million dollar bribe Johonny Monday #34

Wow!!!! Who saw that coming? GoCubsGo Monday #35

It was never more than an open bribe. Still, funny to Maru Kitteh Monday #36

WHAT I ALWAYS FOUND HILARIOUS. . . Jimvanhise Monday #39

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Hilarious! ShazzieB Monday #49

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