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jmowreader

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24. I can just imagine the discussion in the White House

Tue Jan 20, 2026, 06:46 PM

Yesterday

"We have to stop people from talking about the Epstein Files. How can we do that? What do Americans truly love?"
"Babies and puppies, Mr. President."
"Okay, that does it. All you women in the room, get knocked up tonight. All the men, go home and get your wives pregnant tonight."
"What if it's not that time of month, Mr. President?"
"Didn't you hear me? I want thirty positive pregnancy tests on my desk by this time tomorrow."

...after Trump storms out to eat another bag of Big Macs...

"Do they sell fake positive pregnancy tests on Amazon?"
"Not that I know of, but they sell unused ones and pink felt-tip markers."

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No doubt SheltieLover Yesterday #5

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Surprise! They're Elon's!! nt mr715 Yesterday #19

So, while she is raising the children he can go play with bluestarone Yesterday #20

Gross. travelingthrulife Yesterday #23

I can just imagine the discussion in the White House jmowreader Yesterday #24

Ummm...I'm having trouble unseeing the moment of conception... PCIntern Yesterday #25