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muriel_volestrangler

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5. Jared Kushner, timeshare salesman

Reply to demmiblue (Original post)

Thu Jan 22, 2026, 02:35 PM

19 hrs ago

"You'll be the envy of your friends. And you'll be able to rent it out for as much as you pay, in just a few years! Seriously! Believe me, I'm doing you a big favour by letting you in on this secret, because I like you a lot. You're the kind of influencer that people listen to. We just need a down-payment from you to keep the cashflow going - you know what it's like with contractors, always demanding to get paid at once, huh? Listen, if you don't have all the cash, I know a company that can lend it to you at very reasonable rates ..."

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Jared Kushner presented a 'master plan' for Gaza at the Board of Peace event this morning. Slides included 'New Gaza'... [View all] demmiblue 23 hrs ago OP

Parasitic Prick purr-rat beauty 23 hrs ago #1

WTF!!! PatSeg 23 hrs ago #2

:( Solly Mack 22 hrs ago #3

Kushner could have just shown that ridiculous AI parody... keep_left 22 hrs ago #4

Jared Kushner, timeshare salesman muriel_volestrangler 19 hrs ago #5

At least we don't have "Killer Kamala" mcar 19 hrs ago #6

Yes. Thank goodness "Genocide Joe" . . . Maru Kitteh 12 hrs ago #14

Where are the protests as Jared pushes for his mcar 11 hrs ago #15

Well I hope all the Free Palestine idiots who listened to Jill Stein and boycotted the election.. Initech 11 hrs ago #18

I expect that they are. mcar 11 hrs ago #19

That would seem to be the case - Since we don't hear from them anymore. PeaceWave 11 hrs ago #20

Yeah it is odd that we don't hear from them or Jill Stein anymore. Initech 9 hrs ago #22

Gaza Plaza Kid Berwyn 19 hrs ago #7

This is clearly Kamala Harris' fault. 617Blue 18 hrs ago #8

Wait, there is more. For a mere $2B, you can join the Board of Peace, Gold Edition dalton99a 18 hrs ago #9

Walt Disney couldn't do better. So where are they going to put the surviving Gazans? allegorical oracle 18 hrs ago #10

Why, the survivors will serve the tenants of those beautiful high rise apartments Trailrider1951 18 hrs ago #11

Gazarael? RedWhiteBlueIsRacist 17 hrs ago #12

Surprise surprise! Its trump's riviera. IcyPeas 12 hrs ago #13

Master plan? I did Nazi that coming. Initech 11 hrs ago #16

Corruption on an intergalactic scale. spanone 11 hrs ago #17

But ... wasn't everything supposed to be fine after Kamala Harris was punished for killing everybody? betsuni 11 hrs ago #21