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mercuryblues

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21. Karoline leavitt"s

Thu Jan 22, 2026, 05:30 PM

8 hrs ago

new excuse.

Trump is merely getting Botox in his hands to make them bigger. The bruise was caused by the Dr. getting distracted by Trump's big brain, Trump knows more about this than the Dr's. They are so impressed that the gave him a Medical degree.

They gave him some needles and Botox. On the way out the door, they told him he knows more about it than they do, he can go ahead and do it himself.

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I make every attempt to be medically objective [View all] PCIntern 11 hrs ago OP

Hoping the meds keep him functioning until the trials. Kid Berwyn 11 hrs ago #1

Find Dr. Humberto lvarez Machan (nt) Kennah 8 hrs ago #35

I hope he consults RFK for his next round of medication tinrobot 8 hrs ago #37

I fully appreciate your analysis, my dear PCIntern. And I concur, absolutely! CaliforniaPeggy 11 hrs ago #2

State of the Union address... MiHale 11 hrs ago #3

Has there been any announcement of a SOTU scheduling? Ilsa 10 hrs ago #6

Feb. 24, 2026 (as of now) MLWR 10 hrs ago #8

Thank you. nt Ilsa 7 hrs ago #38

Yikes! What a shit show that's gonna be. Joinfortmill 4 hrs ago #43

You're no fun lol vapor2 8 hrs ago #27

Judging by his declining physical and mental state, Trump's 2026 SOTU address promises to be historically unhinged. sop 8 hrs ago #32

He's not decompensating fast enough for me. Ocelot II 11 hrs ago #4

Hahaha... littlemissmartypants 10 hrs ago #9

He's not decomposing fast enough for me. Pacifist Patriot 9 hrs ago #15

PERFECT description! leftieNanner 9 hrs ago #16

IT doesn't have a spouse or next-of-kin who cares enough about him to recommend any LoisB 11 hrs ago #5

Is there no White House nurse with a lethal injection? Kennah 8 hrs ago #36

Apparently not. Seems we have to wait for MacDonald's to kick in. LoisB 7 hrs ago #39

I'm still hoping for "Swan Lake." At the very least, I look forward to the neighborhood fireworks discharge 3Hotdogs 10 hrs ago #7

Narcissistic Collapse crimycarny 10 hrs ago #10

That's what I believe as well radical noodle 9 hrs ago #17

I like your use of "exciting". Another good one is "interesting". erronis 9 hrs ago #11

Don't get your hopes up, his dad lived to be 93, 8 YEARS after he was diagnosed with Alzheimers. Fil1957 9 hrs ago #12

I guarantee you that PCIntern 9 hrs ago #13

Or snort speed...allegedly. littlemissmartypants 8 hrs ago #23

to add to that... NJCher 8 hrs ago #34

Here ya go... keep_left 6 hrs ago #41

K&R spanone 9 hrs ago #14

I'm sure you're correct ... he is going downhill ... FakeNoose 9 hrs ago #18

Maybe so, but serving catshit on a silver platter does little to improve what you're serving . . . hatrack 7 hrs ago #40

You give me hope. Thanks. twodogsbarking 8 hrs ago #19

Is the decline linear? I hope exponential. paleotn 8 hrs ago #20

Karoline leavitt"s mercuryblues 8 hrs ago #21

And By "Exciting" I Take It You Mean "Extraordinarily Dangerous." ColoringFool 8 hrs ago #22

Thanks, but I gotta ask... when you said decompensating, did you mean decomposing? ancianita 8 hrs ago #24

Next in line is less erratic and more focused. hay rick 8 hrs ago #25

You might contact his next-of-kin, but good luck ... JustABozoOnThisBus 8 hrs ago #26

"Not a sentient individual" mr715 8 hrs ago #28

Weekend at Bernie's comes to mind Horse with no Name 8 hrs ago #29

Maybe he just needs to drink more bleach struggle4progress 8 hrs ago #30

My own professional assessment of Trump is full on bat shit crazy. Botany 8 hrs ago #31

I am neither a medical professional nor have I stayed at a Holiday Inn express, but ... Kennah 8 hrs ago #33

Can't happen soon enough. Joinfortmill 4 hrs ago #42