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In reply to the discussion: No, I'm not going to register my guns. [View all]Care Acutely
(1,370 posts)Last I heard, the boogey men steered clear of ARMED homes cuz they just knew you'z waitin' at the ready in the middle of the nite wit yer white hat on and yer hands fondlin' the trigger at the ready.
Of course, I've also heard that all you responsible owners keep your guns locked up and no other person could possibly figure out how to unlock them. Ditto with the ammunition, which is of course locked halfway across the house.
I guess your superhuman senses allow all of you to wake from the Delta stage of sleep at the mere sound of footsteps of a criminal approaching your domicile, your psychic powers having already determined that it is indeed a criminal, and your superhuman powers allow you to dart about the many locations of your home where various keys, safes and cabinets, always so far apart and always locked reside, giving you time to assemble the needed instruments of virtuous killing, put on your white Stetson and blow that bad guy to bits.
You folks iz 'mazin.