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twodogsbarking

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10. Ripped to pieces by the big cats that escaped the National Zoo to save the environment.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 29, 2026, 09:15 AM

Jan 29

Trampled to ded by people running to escape theaters showing Melaaaaaaaaniaaaaaaaaah.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jan 29 OP

Sprung a Springsteen-induced aortic leak over The Boss releasing Minneapolis? SheltieLover Jan 29 #1

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jan 29 #2

Soon, if there is a just and merciful God, soon. surfered Jan 29 #14

Yes! SheltieLover Jan 29 #28

Soon SheltieLover Jan 29 #27

No but Springsteen is doing his best to help malaise Jan 29 #3

No. Celerity Jan 29 #4

I wonder if Hitler knew about this song. ariadne0614 Jan 29 #5

I heard it recently, too Roy Rolling Jan 29 #6

Bonus--she's got the moves. n/t ariadne0614 Jan 29 #24

Feel free to post it every day! It is perfect. niyad Jan 29 #15

Do feel free to post it here every day, a perfect addition to this daily niyad Jan 29 #20

Hope springs eternal Coldwater Jan 29 #7

Oh that is somehow even creepier mahina Jan 29 #17

Thinking we won't remember that large bruise we saw at Davos. niyad Jan 29 #19

Skin is sloughing... (necrosis)... May as well put in a port for his infusions, Walter Reed staff! hlthe2b Jan 29 #22

Choked on ICE. no_hypocrisy Jan 29 #8

I'm still holding out hope that the collective hate of hundreds of millions of people will do the trick LymphocyteLover Jan 29 #9

Ripped to pieces by the big cats that escaped the National Zoo to save the environment. twodogsbarking Jan 29 #10

Each day he inches closer to Hades. Joinfortmill Jan 29 #11

"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea Jan 29 #12

#3 for $100, Alex. surfered Jan 29 #13

Yes! SheltieLover Jan 29 #26

Dragged down and delivered into the firey pits of hell by the ghosts of the founding fathers? mahina Jan 29 #16

Torn to death Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jan 29 #18

"NO? NOT the news I want to hear!" hlthe2b Jan 29 #21

We share your response! niyad Jan 29 #23

This MustLoveBeagles Jan 29 #30

Not yet because Gordcanuck Jan 29 #25

Open when it happens LetMyPeopleVote Jan 29 #29

Well...morally. Not quite physically NotASurfer Jan 29 #31

Late edition malaise Jan 29 #32