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In reply to the discussion: Is he dead yet? [View all]

sop

(18,658 posts)
19. Totally incapacitated by a cardiovascular event, bedridden and confined to a skilled nursing facility, "cared for" by
Sat Jan 31, 2026, 10:04 AM
Jan 31

a team of angry immigrant women separated from their children, whose husbands were rendered to CECOT for torture, forced to wear the same soiled diapers for days, with no one to arrange his ratty weave or apply skin bronzer, abandoned by Melania while she cavorts with the Mar-a-Lago pool boy, forgotten by his children who are busy fighting over what's left of his estate after all the lawsuits from Epstein survivors, listening to cable news 24/7 discuss his many failures...

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6 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):

Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jan 31 OP
Fell asleep watching the Melania movie SocialDemocrat61 Jan 31 #1
I like that. I can mind see it. Oh the humanity. twodogsbarking Jan 31 #9
Another month of disappointment in the obituaries WestMichRad Jan 31 #2
Sadly, not yet but there is still plenty of time today. SheltieLover Jan 31 #3
No but malaise Jan 31 #4
Thanks my friend. twodogsbarking Jan 31 #11
"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored." - Aldous Huxley sop Jan 31 #17
Link in #1 not working. SheltieLover Jan 31 #5
❤️ littlemissmartypants Jan 31 #8
... orangecrush Jan 31 #10
Thx, Pants! SheltieLover Jan 31 #13
My pleasure, SL! 💞 littlemissmartypants Jan 31 #16
No, but soon. I think Satan is getting tired of me asking him to take his spawn home. Joinfortmill Jan 31 #6
Runned over by a Pink Cadillac cruising down the streets. twodogsbarking Jan 31 #7
Very good selection this morning, Orrex! I get excited littlemissmartypants Jan 31 #12
Same here, Pants! SheltieLover Jan 31 #14
Same! LymphocyteLover Jan 31 #34
I'll take #3 -- he deserves a state where he's paralyzed but can hear judgement come down on him and he can't talk back LymphocyteLover Jan 31 #15
Totally incapacitated by a cardiovascular event, bedridden and confined to a skilled nursing facility, "cared for" by sop Jan 31 #19
+1 dalton99a Jan 31 #25
Yes! But especially it's justice if he can't talk! LymphocyteLover Jan 31 #33
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jan 31 #18
🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾 surfered Jan 31 #20
Can we pls fast forward? SheltieLover Jan 31 #24
Yes! Which button do we press? surfered Jan 31 #29
Not sure. SheltieLover Jan 31 #30
Cripes. Another day of waiting... soon. SheltieLover Jan 31 #23
"OMG! Mom is so mad at me for getting in the garbage, she's going to make me see the MELANIA movie!!!" hlthe2b Jan 31 #21
Oh no! SheltieLover Jan 31 #22
Lol MustLoveBeagles Jan 31 #32
I want to see a long-form death certificate dalton99a Jan 31 #26
Extra wide load procession to landfill Evolve Dammit Jan 31 #27
His fucking head should be rolling down Pennsylvania Ave after yesterday's file drop Blue Owl Jan 31 #28
No. ShazzieB Jan 31 #31
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