Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News Editorials & Other Articles General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

WarGamer

(18,620 posts)
3. Caligula never married his horse... probably didn't make Incitatus a Consul either
Sat Jan 31, 2026, 01:21 PM
Jan 31
https://www.the-tls.com/regular-features/mary-beard-a-dons-life/making-your-horse-a-consul-blog-post-mary-beard

One of the best known bon mots of a Roman emperor is Caligula’s quip that he fancied making his favourite racing horse a consul (he didn’t actually do it, he just said he planned to). Traditionally this was seen as a sign the man was completely deranged. More recently it has been interpreted as a bit of imperial banter, against the senate, whose point was missed. What the emperor was really saying was “You senators are such a useless lot that this horse would do a better job”. There is something in that, I think (some of the worst imperial barbs in general might sometimes have been unrecognised irony). But I have been looking a bit harder at emperors and their favourite horses over the past week, and see other things in it too.

The consul quip is only one of the excesses reported of Caligula and this particular horse (“Incitatus” or “Full Speed”). The emperor is also reported to have stationed soldiers around its stables on the night before the races to ensure that there was quiet and it got a good night’s sleep. He also gave it a marble stall, an ivory manger, its own slaves, etc etc. (You can find some of this in Suetonius’s Life of Caligula, chapter fifty-five). And he wasn’t the only emperor to go to similar lengths. Lucius Verus’s favourite race horse “Volucer” (“Flyer”) used to visit him in the palace, and was fed on nuts and raisins instead of barley; and Verus had a little gold statue of the animal made, which he carried around with him in his luggage. And Commodus had his favourite too, which on one occasion did a lap of honour in the Circus Maximus with its hoofs painted gold. (Ominously Commodus’s favourite was called “Pertinax” (“True Grit”), which was also the name of the man who replaced him on the throne, after his assassination.)



In fact, modern scholarship suggests Caligula probably wasn't really nuts... that it was more of a post-mortem propaganda campaign. See the work by Alois Winterling

Recommendations

0 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):

Latest Discussions»General Discussion»When does he marry his ho...»Reply #3