Trump Calls for Barack Obama's Arrest Over Alleged 'Coup Attempt' During 2016 Election

[gfarber]

83. Obama Response

There once was a prez with a phone,
Who rage-posted deep from the throne.
With a “COUP!” and a scream,
Caps-locked rage stream by stream,
He yelled “ARREST HIM!” alone and unmoored to the bone.

He swore there was treason galore,
From a decade (or two?) back before.
Proof? Vibes and old beef,
Reheated grief by the leaf—
Same bullshit, just louder than yore.

Constitutional nerds spilled their drinks,
As they muttered, “What the actual fuck thinks—
This man’s how it works?”
They flipped case law, smirked,
And stress-Googled “banana republics.”

The base ate it up with a spoon,
Like ragebait lasagna at noon.
“No trial? Who cares?”
“Lock him up—where?”
“Somewhere with bars and a moon!”

Obama stayed silent as hell,
Like a guy who’s done ringing that bell.
Till “treason” crossed lines,
Went full feral with signs,
And forced a response: “This is bullshit. Farewell.”

“A distraction,” they said, icy clean,
From the chaos machine evergreen.
“When shit hits the fan,
Trump yells ‘CRIMINAL MAN!’
And prays you forget what you’ve seen.”