The reviews for 'Melania' are still coming in. This one is particularly damning

[radical noodle]

4. I saw this one on Facebook and is my personal favorite so far

From the Guardian review:
She glides from the fashion fitting to the table setting, and from the “candlelit dinner” to the “starlight ball”, with a face like a fist and a voice of sheet metal. “Candlelight and black tie and my creative vision,” she says, as though listing the ingredients in a cauldron. “As first lady, children will always remain my priority,” she coos, and you can almost picture her coaxing them into her little gingerbread house.