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Abolishinist

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59. You're apparently unaware that doG does, in fact, happen to be against toothpaste!

Mon Feb 23, 2026, 02:59 AM

Feb 23

In a preview of his forthcoming immortality cookbook, the bondservant of Christ John warned about the dangers of toothpaste. The man of God said that toothpaste used first thing in the morning right after waking becomes a daily numbing input, targeting the nerve-rich area under the tongue, disrupting body chemistry, dulling spiritual sensitivity, and weakening dream recall.

You see, under your tongue controls your entire system. 100% of your nervous system. The strongest version of your nerves are found underneath your tongue. So you know what you did? You take a chemical and you start it fuels and messes up your entire nervous at your tongue.

Check out this video at 4:28, it will change your morning routine!

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Child abuse. Permanut Feb 22 #1

Yeah BlueWaveNeverEnd Feb 22 #6

I believe this, too. HeartsCanHope Feb 22 #14

My thoughts exactly. n/t DFW Feb 22 #16

Attempted murder. nt Justice matters. Feb 22 #17

It is. efhmc Feb 22 #51

Yes. Scott Alan Swaggerty Feb 22 #43

The number of idiots in this country always amazes me...the lady will let her kid die because of Gawwwd... wcmagumba Feb 22 #2

God told her not to vaccinate her son? Or has someone elevated Bobby to status as an emissary of God? pat_k Feb 22 #12

Their "god" is Donald J. Trump durablend Feb 22 #37

She is such a gross POS Scott Alan Swaggerty Feb 22 #44

"We're not blaming God for this" Takket Feb 22 #3

She has some nerve dragging God into what she did Scott Alan Swaggerty Feb 22 #45

religious freaks Skittles Feb 22 #4

Indeed! Scott Alan Swaggerty Feb 22 #46

Uneducable moran. SheltieLover Feb 22 #5

Geez. Figarosmom Feb 22 #7

Indeed! I am old enough that I had all those serious diseases and measles made me yellowdogintexas Feb 22 #15

Darwin in action, sadly..... n/t Coventina Feb 22 #8

Mom...4th grade drop out, probably pregnant at the time. Enter stage left Feb 22 #9

Lock. Her. Up? czarjak Feb 22 #10

Yes. Yes. Yes. Scott Alan Swaggerty Feb 22 #47

It sounds like the brothers missed getting their boosters. nt Ilsa Feb 22 #11

I wonder how people like this even manage to figure out how to breed. cstanleytech Feb 22 #13

Unfortunately, the ability to juxtapose genitalia requires no intelligent thought. 3catwoman3 Feb 22 #18

It amazes me that these people are all about "God's plan" stumpysbear Feb 22 #19

They're the people who would drown in a flood Bettie Feb 22 #27

Spot on! Scott Alan Swaggerty Feb 22 #48

And yet a parent who left a chemical in a soda bottle would be charged for manslaughter malaise Feb 22 #20

She must really hate her son. If she's got other kids, they ought to be taken away. Vinca Feb 22 #21

Right? Scott Alan Swaggerty Feb 22 #49

Self imposed martyrdom that she had to "sacrifice" her son to glorify god. bluesbassman Feb 22 #22

God sent the frickin' vaccine you idiot! maptap22 Feb 22 #23

God gave us everything we needed, Norbert Feb 22 #24

The mother is most likely vaccinated. Wonder if she blames the vaccine for her own personal stupidity? Buckeyeblue Feb 22 #25

These parents are stupid PJMcK Feb 22 #26

;-{)...... Goonch Feb 22 #28

You're an ahole, lady. God provided the vaccine. You are to blame! Norrrm Feb 22 #29

COUGH Next On Fox - Crowdfunding Your Child's Funeral!!! COUGH hatrack Feb 22 #30

Prosecute the parents. We are long past the point of where we need to start calling religion the bullshit that it is. LonePirate Feb 22 #31

Absolutely! Scott Alan Swaggerty Feb 22 #50

If you believe so fervently in your fucking god, why did you even send the child to the hospital? Ferrets are Cool Feb 22 #32

Right? Scott Alan Swaggerty Feb 22 #42

It has nothing to do with god, it is all on these ignorant jackass parents. They caused this sufferring and to their lostincalifornia Feb 22 #33

There is no reasoning with religious certainty. It's a circular argument that will end nowhere. Pisces Feb 22 #34

I'm sorry your mother wasn't that stupid when you were born, Kristina! Wonder Why Feb 22 #35

That is child endangerment Tree Lady Feb 22 #36

She absolutely should be held accountable. Scott Alan Swaggerty Feb 22 #41

So she Rebl2 Feb 22 #38

Exactly what she is doing Scott Alan Swaggerty Feb 22 #40

Her God is OK with it, so she is ok with the suffering child. damn!! riversedge Feb 22 #54

Absolutely vile Scott Alan Swaggerty Feb 22 #39

She's going to stick to that JBTaurus83 Feb 22 #52

What makes these crazies thing God is against vaccines? awesomerwb1 Feb 22 #53

Good question..why isnt God, by their way of thinking, also against toothpaste and aspirin? BlueWaveNeverEnd Feb 23 #55

You're apparently unaware that doG does, in fact, happen to be against toothpaste! Abolishinist Feb 23 #59

thats so crazy. BlueWaveNeverEnd Feb 23 #60

If "God" tells Kristina to step in front of a speeding train what's this "good Christian nitwit" gonna do? NoMoreRepugs Feb 23 #56

When I say "antivaxxers are moral degenerates" I am talking about people like her. RockRaven Feb 23 #57

I call these voters the "religiously insane" for a good reason! And this shows it. CTyankee Feb 23 #58