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WestMichRad

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13. How about "I'm the slime" by Frank Zappa?

Tue Feb 24, 2026, 11:54 AM

Feb 24

I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed and deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
I'm the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I'm the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I'm the slime oozin' out
From your TV set

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don't need you
Don't go for help, no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold

That's right, folks
Don't touch that dial

Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin' room floor
I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, look at me go…

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What song should be played as tRump walks down to the podium? Mine is "I'm a Loser" What is yours? [View all] debm55 Feb 24 OP

The "Benny Hill" theme. Ocelot II Feb 24 #1

HAHAHAHAHHA. Good one, Ocelot II debm55 Feb 24 #2

"Loser" is good. I'm more angry today, so my thoughts went to Bee Gees early song about the guy hlthe2b Feb 24 #3

Thank you very very much for your choice. hithe2b. I remember that song. debm55 Feb 24 #5

"Liar" by the Rollins Band Efilroft Sul Feb 24 #4

HAHAHAH. Thank you, Efilroft Sul. That is very fitting. debm55 Feb 24 #7

Beatles' "Nowhere Man" Walleye Feb 24 #6

HAHAHAHHAha. Great selection, Walleye. debm55 Feb 24 #8

Or "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" if we could make it happen Walleye Feb 24 #10

HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Thank you very much, Walleye. debm55 Feb 24 #12

This one right here, Deb. LuckyCharms Feb 24 #9

Lucky, it is not working for me. debm55 Feb 24 #15

Click on "Watch on YouTube" Deb. LuckyCharms Feb 24 #39

Thank you very much Lucky Charms. debm55 Feb 24 #42

Bach Tocatta and Fugue in D Minor The Madcap Feb 24 #11

HAHAHHAHHA Thank you very much, The Madcap. debm55 Feb 24 #16

How about "I'm the slime" by Frank Zappa? WestMichRad Feb 24 #13

Excellent choice. WestMichRad. debm55 Feb 24 #18

Hit the Road, Jack by Ray Charles The Blue Flower Feb 24 #14

Terrific choice. The Blue Flower. Thank you for your suggestion. debm55 Feb 24 #19

Symphony of Destruction - Megadeth Shermann Feb 24 #17

Wow, Thank you very much for your choice, Shermann. Excellent choice. debm55 Feb 24 #20

Lots of excellent themes here Trailrider1951 Feb 24 #21

HAHAHHHAHAHAHA. I love it. Thank you very much for sharing, Trailrider1951 debm55 Feb 24 #22

That was my first thought too! OhioBlue Feb 24 #132

I'm not too particular about the song EYESORE 9001 Feb 24 #23

Thank you EYESORE 9001. for sharing with us. Went to the link . see what you mean. debm55 Feb 24 #24

Just a solo tuba making strained, grunting fart sounds Blue Owl Feb 24 #25

HAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHHA That is funny, Blue Owl. debm55 Feb 24 #28

"Dies Ire" from Verdi's Requiem. Ocelot II Feb 24 #26

HAHAHH. Thank you for the great selection. Ocelot II debm55 Feb 24 #29

Send in the clowns Jerry2144 Feb 24 #27

HAHAHAHHHAHHA. That you, Jerry 2144 for that great selection. A clown for sure. debm55 Feb 24 #33

The Kid Rock Pedo song: I LIKE THEM UNDERAGE Chasstev365 Feb 24 #30

Oh my, Yes, that would be perfect for the Pedo in Chief. Thank you, Chasstev365. debm55 Feb 24 #35

Oh my. wnylib Feb 24 #70

The Party's Over malaise Feb 24 #31

Terrific, Thank you very much for that spot on song, malaise. debm55 Feb 24 #37

They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa. Sneederbunk Feb 24 #32

HAHHAHAHAH, I was going to post that. Wonderful choice, Sneederbunk, Thank you . debm55 Feb 24 #38

.... to the funny farm.... n/t legallyblondeNYC Feb 24 #120

Thank you very much, legallyblondNYC debm55 Feb 24 #123

Chain Gang The Wizard Feb 24 #34

HAHAHHAAHHAHA, I hope. Thank you very much, The Wizard. for sharing with us. debm55 Feb 24 #45

They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! DBoon Feb 24 #36

Terrific, Great song for the tRump. Thank you sharing, DBoon, It fits him perfectly. debm55 Feb 24 #46

"If I only had a brain " from The Wizard of Oz surfered Feb 24 #40

HAHAHAHAHHEHEHEHE, So true, Thank you surfered for sharing with us. debm55 Feb 24 #47

Radiohead - Creep AZJonnie Feb 24 #41

Thank you very much, AZJonnie. great choice. I meant the Beatles song. debm55 Feb 24 #48

Every Breath You Take by The Police MustLoveBeagles Feb 24 #43

HAHHAHHHAH. Great one, MustLoveBeagles. debm55 Feb 24 #50

Eve of Destruction by Barry McGuire. boonecreek Feb 24 #44

Thank you very much, boonecreek for sharing your great choice. debm55 Feb 24 #54

Breaking the Law by Judas Priest Johonny Feb 24 #49

Excellent choice 👍 MustLoveBeagles Feb 24 #52

Thank you very much, Johonny for your choice of songs. Excellent. debm55 Feb 24 #55

How can I miss you when you won't go away? Loryn Feb 24 #51

Oh my, how very true. Thank you, very much for your choice. Loryn. Wish he would go away. debm55 Feb 24 #53

I'll think of a rendition Mr Hicks did in Houston musette_sf Feb 24 #65

You're So VainCarly Simon pandr32 Feb 24 #56

Great choices, pandr32. Thank you for sharing. debm55 Feb 24 #57

"I'm running the USA ha ha ha!!!!!!" DFW Feb 24 #58

OMG that is sooooo funny, Thank you very much, DFW. debm55 Feb 24 #71

I made that one almost TEN years ago! DFW Feb 25 #165

Psycho Killer. AloeVera Feb 24 #59

Thank you very much, AloeVera, for sharing. Sad but very true. debm55 Feb 24 #74

Popped into my mind instantly: Thank Heaven for Little Girls Polly Hennessey Feb 24 #60

I know, Polly Hennessey. We are in a shameful mess. Thank you for your choice. debm55 Feb 24 #79

"Liar" by Queen Midnight Writer Feb 24 #61

Agree, Thank you, very much, Midnight Writer. Great selection debm55 Feb 24 #76

Creep dlilafae Feb 24 #62

Agree. dillafae. The Creep in Chief. Than you for your selection. debm55 Feb 24 #81

Something about viewing a river Norbert Feb 24 #63

Thank you very much, Norbert for sharing your choice with us. debm55 Feb 24 #82

The Fool on the Hill: Literally Capitol Hill! Chasstev365 Feb 24 #64

Terrific choice. Thank you very much, for sharing with us. Chasstev365 debm55 Feb 24 #86

Don't care, I ain't watching. I don't want to ruin my dinner. demosincebirth Feb 24 #66

Great answer. Thank you demosincebirth. debm55 Feb 24 #84

Money (That's What I Want) - Barrett Strong (perofrmed by The Beatles Ping Tung Feb 24 #67

HAHAHAHHA. Thank you very much for sharing your choice, Ping Tung. debm55 Feb 24 #87

"You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" wnylib Feb 24 #68

HAHHAHHHAHHHAHH. That is funny , Thank you so much for sharing your choice with us, wnylib. debm55 Feb 24 #89

The Kinks - "State of Confusion" Mordred Feb 24 #69

Thank you very much, Mordred, for sharing your choice with us. "State of Confusion" is so right. debm55 Feb 24 #72

A Fool Such As I Zambero Feb 24 #73

You got that right, Zambero. Thank you for your great choice. debm55 Feb 24 #91

Funeral March? WiVoter Feb 24 #75

Thank you very much for your selection, WiVoter. debm55 Feb 24 #93

You're Welcome! WiVoter Feb 24 #100

In the Eyes of an Angel Traildogbob Feb 24 #77

You are so right, Traildogbob. It is a crime. debm55 Feb 24 #94

Hail to the Thief (n/t) PJMcK Feb 24 #78

Thank you very much PJMcK for sharing with us. That is very true. debm55 Feb 24 #96

Talking Heads Mz Pip Feb 24 #80

You got that right, Thank you Mz Pip. debm55 Feb 24 #97

You hit it perfectly MuseRider Feb 24 #83

Thank you very much, MuseRider. debm55 Feb 24 #101

Scandal's "Goodbye to You" Grim Chieftain Feb 24 #85

Thank you very much for sharing with us, Grim Chieftain. debm55 Feb 24 #106

A Funeral Dirge peggysue2 Feb 24 #88

Excellent idea. Thank you very much for sharing with us, peggysue2. debm55 Feb 24 #107

Not particular. Anything by Bad Bunny would work for me Raven123 Feb 24 #90

Thank you very much, Raven123 for sharing with us. I agree, That would be great. debm55 Feb 24 #108

Highway to Hell - AC/DC Bob in the Land Feb 24 #92

Thank you very much for your choice and your kind words to me, Bob in the Land. debm55 Feb 24 #113

Die! Die! My Darling MorbidButterflyTat Feb 24 #95

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA. Thank you very much, MorbidButterflyTat. I like the second version with A-Hole debm55 Feb 24 #114

"The Fool on the Hill" Conjuay Feb 24 #98

Excellent. Thank you for sharing, Conjuay. Very good. debm55 Feb 24 #122

"Golden Slumbers". debm55 Feb 24 #99

Lunatic Fringe Endlessmike56 Feb 24 #102

Thank you very much for sharing, Endlessmike56. debm55 Feb 24 #124

Crypt Jam by The Crypt Keeper Keepthesoulalive Feb 24 #103

HAHAHAHhahah. Thank you very much for sharing with us, Keepthesoulalive. debm55 Feb 24 #127

A tuba that plays two notes of a tritone sakabatou Feb 24 #104

HAHAHAHHAHHAHA. Thank you very much sakabatou. debm55 Feb 24 #126

Iron Maiden, "The Number of the Beast" GCG Feb 24 #105

Thank you very much for sharing with us. GCG debm55 Feb 24 #147

When Will You Die? They Might Be Giants Coventina Feb 24 #109

HAHAHHHAHAHAHA Thank you very much Coventina . Love it. debm55 Feb 24 #148

I Fought the Law Nanuke Feb 24 #110

Stewie on the Tuba (from Family Guy) QueerDuck Feb 24 #111

Dropkick Murphys "First Class Loser" DinahMoeHum Feb 24 #112

They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! LogDog75 Feb 24 #115

Kesha - Dinosaur Tasmanian Devil Feb 24 #116

Cult of Personality Deep State Witch Feb 24 #117

YMCA on continuous loop HappyH Feb 24 #118

American Idiot by Green Day senseandsensibility Feb 24 #119

The chorus to Fleetwood Mac's "Little Lies", which goes "Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies ..." sinkingfeeling Feb 24 #121

Perfect. Thank you sinkingfeeling for sharing your choice. debm55 Feb 24 #146

I love It by Icona Pop lame54 Feb 24 #125

Thank you very much, lame54. for sharing your choice with us. debm55 Feb 24 #128

This one Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Feb 24 #129

Thank you very much, Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin. A song for The Chief Looney Tune. debm55 Feb 24 #136

March to the Scaffold La Coliniere Feb 24 #130

Thank you very much, La Coliniere. It has that French touch of Revolultion about it. debm55 Feb 24 #131

What he bdamomma Feb 24 #133

YES, Thank you, for bdamomma. He did it "My Way"----------- debm55 Feb 24 #134

"Where You Are" by John Summit and HAYLA jmowreader Feb 24 #135

HAHAHAHAHAH. I didn't know that. Thanks for sharing your choice with us. jmowreader. debm55 Feb 24 #139

American Idiot works for me. nt City Lights Feb 24 #137

Works for me too. Thank you very much, City Lights for sharing. debm55 Feb 24 #138

Liar, liar, pants on fire. Your nose is longer than a telephone wire. Still Waters Feb 24 #140

HAHAHAHAHAHAH, Thank you Still Waters. for your choice. debm55 Feb 24 #145

Bowie, I'm Afraid Of Americans, and MerryBlooms Feb 24 #141

Excellent. thank you for your choices, Merry Blooms. debm55 Feb 24 #142

Take good care, deb 🥰 MerryBlooms Feb 24 #164

Entry of the Gladiators sarisataka Feb 24 #143

IMG, For the Entry of the Gladiators. tRump comes down the runway in a small clown car , when it reaches the podium , debm55 Feb 24 #144

You're Sixteen by Ringo or Young Girl by Gary Puckett and the Union Gap Rhiagel Feb 24 #149

Young girl Dear_Prudence Feb 24 #152

I used to like that song as a preteen. It was done by the Gary Puckett and the Union Gap. Little did I know that as a 5 debm55 Feb 24 #158

Thank you very much, Rhiagel. I remember those songs. I was 5 when my grandmother did the finger rape for a year while debm55 Feb 24 #161

I'd go with old school Spike Jones, instrumental version would be fine NotASurfer Feb 24 #150

Thank you for sharing , NotASurfer. Great instrumental. debm55 Feb 24 #156

The Who: Behind Blue Eyes Hassler Feb 24 #151

Excellent choice, Hassler, And so true. debm55 Feb 24 #155

Nowhere Man mobeau69 Feb 24 #153

Yes he is. Thank you very much. mobeau69. for sharing with us debm55 Feb 24 #154

Three little fishes creon Feb 24 #157

Liar. DEbluedude Feb 24 #159

Thank you for sharing with us, DEbluedude. I remember that song. And it fits totally. debm55 Feb 24 #160

Jailhouse Rock Emile Feb 24 #162

Thank you very much for your choice, Emile. Excellent choice, my friend. debm55 Feb 24 #163