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[Miles Archer]

In the big picture, this doesn't mean jack shit.

Trump's still breathing and still in office.

Hegseth, Bondi, Pirro, Patel, Gabbard, Miller...they''re still reporting for duty.

But I'll take it.

So long, you inhuman piece of shit. Trump took you out to the gravel pit, and that's worth celebrating.

Now she'll have to bone Corey on commercial flights.

Trump ousts Noem as frustrations build among White House officials, GOP lawmakers

https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/05/politics/kristi-noem-trump-homeland-security-replaced

Trump said Thursday on social media he was pushing Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem out of her position and would nominate Oklahoma Sen. Markwayne Mullin to replace her.

Noem, who was tapped by Trump to helm DHS at the start of his administration, has faced growing scrutiny over her conduct in the position, including her alleged romantic relationship with her chief adviser, distribution of the windfall of cash the department has received — particularly for an ad campaign that showcased her prominently — and her conflicting accounts over fatal incidents involving federal immigration agents.

Current and former Homeland Security officials have privately questioned how much longer the secretary would remain in the post following what they perceived as a series of missteps. Those include blindsiding the White House with a decision to pause TSA precheck during the current DHS funding lapse — a decision that was reversed within hours — and her responses during two congressional hearings this week.

Trump himself was angry with how the hearings went — particularly her assertion, which he denies, that the president was aware of an expensive DHS ad campaign that featured her. He has indicated in conversations with some Republican lawmakers that he’s open to replacing her, floating names of various members of Congress as potential replacements, sources told CNN. Punchbowl News previously reported on Trump’s conversations with Hill Republicans.