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eppur_se_muova

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20. My first reaction was, very nearly, to look out the window first, since I live in N. AL.
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 07:40 PM
Mar 7

My immediate thought was please please please don't let it be near here. AL's three largest Baptist churches are all in the B'ham area (of course) but the fourth largest is just "downtown" -- turns out it got to be third largest by having two different locations, which I consider cheating.

Fortunately, it all turned out to be a joke. But it may have given some people ideas.

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A great target for vandalism. JBTaurus83 Mar 7 #1
No shit. They don't even name the church. Just another Fake post at DU Brenda Mar 7 #8
Church leaders say the monument will overlook... EarlG Mar 7 #2
Excellent wording, Earl, to make an excellent point. wnylib Mar 7 #10
. wnylib Mar 7 #3
Satire. NT mahatmakanejeeves Mar 7 #4
Where is the money coming from? Retrograde Mar 7 #5
I'm calling this out as parody. The "largest Baptist Church in Alabama" is not specified by name or location, and .... eppur_se_muova Mar 7 #6
Good point. I fell for it since anything seems possible these days. wnylib Mar 7 #11
My first reaction was, very nearly, to look out the window first, since I live in N. AL. eppur_se_muova Mar 7 #20
Maybe Moses can come back and dispose of that golden idol too. sinkingfeeling Mar 7 #7
Alabama hosting Burning Man 2029? maxrandb Mar 7 #9
This is definitely satire. Oneironaut Mar 7 #12
As the Rolling Stones might say: Locutusofborg Mar 7 #13
;-{)..... Goonch Mar 7 #14
Not a cult dalton99a Mar 7 #15
Why do you not change your OP? This is NOT TRUE. Brenda Mar 7 #16
Thank you. Boomerproud Mar 7 #21
He's their god Bettie Mar 7 #17
They completely failed to understand both the Bible and the Constitution. Initech Mar 7 #18
GOLDEN CALF ? Captain Zero Mar 7 #19
Hey riversedge... Brenda Mar 7 #22
They need to follow up with a Golden Calf for their altar. Idolatry is Non-Christian. They are Churchianity. artemisia1 Mar 7 #23
Realized this was satire Boo1 Mar 7 #24
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