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Aristus

(72,228 posts)
19. Same sort of behavior seen among every half-witted dickhead
Sun Mar 8, 2026, 11:14 AM
Mar 8

who thinks baldness is some kind of hellish curse. They never take off their fucking caps. Not indoors, not at the dinner table, not when talking to a lady, never.

No one expects good manners from a Trumpster. But for the love of Christ, take off your fucking hats!

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His hair is falling out... FalloutShelter Mar 8 #1
Windy day. underpants Mar 8 #2
So he can look at the cap and remember where he is livetohike Mar 8 #3
He thinks it's appealing to the rubes. paleotn Mar 8 #4
He can't even remove his cap in respect to fallen soldiers. Emile Mar 8 #5
Syphilis has eaten a hole in his skull displacedvermoter Mar 8 #6
All MAGA shidiots are required to wear baseball caps at all times. sop Mar 8 #7
Yep YodaMom2 Mar 8 #32
I think its harder and harder to paint him up Johonny Mar 8 #8
That's how I see it PatSeg Mar 8 #15
That's how I see it PatSeg Mar 8 #16
Agree. City Lights Mar 8 #34
The rash on his neck (probably from makeup) has moved on to his scalp. Runningdawg Mar 8 #9
From makeup, or is it some immune condition? I'm hoping for the latter. And I think you're right. It spread. Scrivener7 Mar 8 #23
I don't know about the neck rash, be he has been getting monthly infusions Bluetus Mar 8 #36
That rash is Traildogbob Mar 8 #38
Somebody photographed a big bald spot a couple of weeks ago and now he wears it whenever he can Ritabert Mar 8 #10
Dang. I missed that picture. Would love to see it chicoescuela Mar 8 #11
If I come upon it I'll post it. Ritabert Mar 8 #13
Thank you chicoescuela Mar 8 #21
I get what you said but the antecedent PCIntern Mar 8 #33
It's one of the easiest hats to adjust as your head swells. Wonder Why Mar 8 #12
Every day's a bad hair day. Emrys Mar 8 #14
The cap has transducers that he can't live without. usonian Mar 8 #17
His name is written under the visor to remind him when he forgets. nt eppur_se_muova Mar 8 #18
Same sort of behavior seen among every half-witted dickhead Aristus Mar 8 #19
He's such a hick. 3catwoman3 Mar 8 #35
........ Kingofalldems Mar 8 #20
Hurses? ProfessorGAC Mar 8 #25
He explained in the thread that spellcheck did not Kingofalldems Mar 8 #27
I See ProfessorGAC Mar 8 #29
He's probably gone so bald the hair sprayed combover won't hold up anymore. Vinca Mar 8 #22
"Disgusting" has become his middle name. oasis Mar 8 #24
My theory PJMcK Mar 8 #26
All his accumulated bad Karma is finally appearing to catch up with him! Ars Longa Mar 8 #28
If he removed it you would see that there was nothing there.... marked50 Mar 8 #30
Vanity? buzzycrumbhunger Mar 8 #31
I wonder if he ever thought of kacekwl Mar 8 #37
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