Can Rick Santorum Win the GOP Nomination?

[Major Hogwash]

7. February will be a drought month for Santorum.

But, he has a good chance on Super Tuesday to take Virginia by storm.

No, wait no, check that, I guess he doesn't.

Well, then, I guess it's all over then.
Time to wash out the kitchen sink and throw it at Mitt's ginormous head and declare him a heretic.
Bombs away!!

With little to no money, no real organization to speak of, no rich billionaire friends from Las Vegas that like him, and no actual plans to solve anything, what else does he need to stay in the race?
No idea.

Well, he's got that covered, too.

What can he say to Gingrich that hasn't already been said?
"See ya in Saint Looey, Screwy!"

Maybe Santorum should start carrying a bible with him up on to the stage and then lay it on the podium and open it up, and then threaten to start reading out of it.
That might do the trick.
Pat Robertson might even like that.
But, then Pat ain't telling anyone who will win this year's presidential race, so maybe he doesn't want to tip his cards to anyone just yet.

Watching these debates can be a nailbiter, I know.
Heck, they even had an old man standing at one end of the stage who looked like he was selling popcorn, but it appeared that he had lost his monkey.
So he was sad.