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10. 'Everyone's afraid not to wear them': Trump buys $145 shoes for his top men
Wed Mar 11, 2026, 08:15 PM
Mar 11
‘Everyone’s afraid not to wear them’: Trump buys $145 shoes for his top men

Marco Rubio, the secretary of state, JD Vance, the vice-president and Pete Hegseth, the secretary of war, have all received a pair of Florsheim shoes in recent months. Others presented with the brand’s classic lace-ups include the Fox News host Sean Hannity, the senator Lindsey Graham and the Maga celebrity Tucker Carlson.

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“[Trump] goes out and grabs a catalogue. There happens to be another politician in the room … and he actually runs us through this incredible shoe catalogue. The president is gifting us with four pairs of shoes.

“He says, ‘Marco, what’s your shoe size?’ And Marco’s apparently an 11 and a half. He says, ‘JD, what’s your shoe size?’ My shoe size is 13.

“And he asks this politician, who I won’t embarrass, what his shoe size is, and he says, ‘seven’. The president, he kind of leans back in his chair and says, ‘You know you can tell a lot about a man by his shoe size.’”

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/trump-florsheim-shoes-145-rubio-vance-t053k0r6r

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Republicans are a bunch of freaks. Diamond_Dog Mar 11 #1
Ya THINK? Bunch of GD ass clowns democratsruletheday Mar 12 #28
repuke women suck but Skittles Mar 11 #2
Trump is humiliating him on purpose. It's part of his control thing. OhioBlue Mar 11 #3
Humiliation is a trait of dictators Squaredeal Mar 11 #9
I look forward to their next news conference where Trump orders Marco to do his Big Shoe Dance. Midnight Writer Mar 11 #15
Rubio looks almost as stupid wearing those big fucking shoes as he did chugging water during his SOTU response. sop Mar 11 #4
What a Fugly Ucking pair of shoes ProudMNDemocrat Mar 11 #5
Elevator shoes usually are. sop Mar 11 #11
Weird even if bunions, gout, or diabetes. bucolic_frolic Mar 11 #6
"Marco Rubio" and "clown shoes" is redundant. n/t flvegan Mar 11 #7
"HE KNEW MY SIZE!!!!" spanone Mar 11 #8
'Everyone's afraid not to wear them': Trump buys $145 shoes for his top men lapucelle Mar 11 #10
There is NO FUCKING WAY that Rubio takes an johnnyfins Mar 12 #26
Maybe it's intended to counter the images of Trump's bloated cankles straining his uppers? hatrack Mar 11 #12
Aww, did Daddy Trump let Liddle Marco try on a pair of his shoes? tanyev Mar 11 #13
Trump estimates Traildogbob Mar 11 #14
This is not the hallmark of a healthy democracy. Not a shred of dignity among the lot of them Blues Heron Mar 11 #16
Didn't Cubans flee oppression? czarjak Mar 12 #17
What? The Rubio Puppet never heard of Cha Mar 12 #18
He Looks Ridiculous DET Mar 12 #19
Lol BlueWaveNeverEnd Mar 12 #20
These jacknuts are obsessed with hand and shoe size maxrandb Mar 12 #21
Are they patent leather? They look so fucking shiny? yellowcanine Mar 12 #22
I never thought Rubio had any common sense or intelligence. He's a gigantic suck-up. lees1975 Mar 12 #23
The US Secretary of State can't stand up to Trump leftstreet Mar 12 #24
The internet is having fun at trump making Rubio wear shoes that do not fit him LetMyPeopleVote Mar 12 #25
The funny thing is all the assholes he gave shoes to kacekwl Mar 12 #27
How can he even... 3catwoman3 Mar 12 #29
Adding to his memes: The water guzzling, now the big shoes: UTUSN Mar 12 #30
Here are yet more memes/jokes regarding trump giving Rubia too large shoes LetMyPeopleVote Mar 14 #31
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