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mr715

(3,878 posts) Fri Mar 13, 2026, 04:29 PM Mar 13

Pete Hegseth is next. Mark my words. [View all]

The only thing keeping him at Defense is the organizational interia he has created with his ridiculous Dept of War Oorah chest thumping.

The moment there is the slightest pushback from the GOP orthodoxy, he will "misspeak" and implicate Trump and will be fired.

Then he shall be appointed "Special Envoy to the Shield of Europe" and slink back to Planet Fitness to do half pull-ups and set off lunk alarms

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Pete Hegseth is next. Mark my words. [View all] mr715 Mar 13 OP

;-{)..... Goonch Mar 13 #1

And then there is Rubio's shoes... mr715 Mar 13 #5

;-{)..... Goonch Mar 13 #9

Unaltered Image, too. mr715 Mar 13 #10

NO ONE tells me what shoes I have to wear vapor2 Mar 13 #47

His shine must be a major aid in using the urinal. gordianot Mar 13 #37

I think he's more a pee-in-the-stall sorta energy. mr715 Mar 13 #38

I'm sure he thinks he is poised to run for president. NH Ethylene Mar 13 #39

It is all about the post-Trump order. mr715 Mar 13 #40

This cartoonist tends to make everybody GenThePerservering Mar 13 #11

Yup, Hegseth looks childish and unfocused Goonch Mar 13 #35

LOL leftstreet Mar 13 #2

it's just crazy good effective writing Skittles Mar 13 #14

Message auto-removed Name removed Mar 13 #3

Happier. mr715 Mar 13 #4

Message auto-removed Name removed Mar 13 #7

aw man I HATE IT when I miss the trolls Skittles Mar 13 #16

I wanted to read it so, so bad. mr715 Mar 13 #18

Also thank you. mr715 Mar 13 #19

I can easily envision Kegseth toppled peggysue2 Mar 13 #6

No, I think we saw that with Bessent today mr715 Mar 13 #8

He definitely shares Barbie's love of GenThePerservering Mar 13 #12

The two best South Park parodies mr715 Mar 13 #15

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT Skittles Mar 13 #17

Trump doesn't care about war crimes peggysue2 Mar 13 #13

This is Marco and his war, at least Trump will claim Johonny Mar 13 #20

Oyah, this is Rubio. mr715 Mar 13 #21

Much like Miller Johonny Mar 13 #22

Yeah. mr715 Mar 13 #23

Last sentence is spot on Cosmocat Mar 13 #27

So is the first sentence. calimary Mar 13 #29

Sometimes he has a look like he can feel his soul departing his body. Ocelot II Mar 13 #30

"Lie back and think of Cuba" mr715 Mar 13 #36

Hegseth and Pirro are boosting the economy. The Madcap Mar 13 #24

Didn't Hegseth go cold turkey? mr715 Mar 13 #25

Maybe, but there's a thing called a dry drunk. Ocelot II Mar 13 #32

Kindred spirits.... BattleRow Mar 13 #26

As the disaster that is the war on iran becomes more clear quakerboy Mar 13 #28

Yeah all that lobster is going to be the excuse Figarosmom Mar 13 #31

3-tiered fruit plates. mr715 Mar 13 #33

Maybe even Oz's crudit platter? Norrrm Mar 13 #41

Even Hegseth's DOD couldn't afford that. mr715 Mar 13 #42

That 'e' with the mark does not show up. It certainly makes the word look different Norrrm Mar 13 #43

Yeah I'm sure of it Figarosmom Mar 13 #44

He is so bone-crushingly stupid. mwb970 Mar 13 #34

If only, but the wish list is long, beginning with the a-hole at the top. UTUSN Mar 13 #45

HOPE you are right but 47 really loves how he looks on tv vapor2 Mar 13 #46

No worries. returnee Mar 14 #48

only what matters to donnie in a given moment is what matters to him as far as anything goes... Jbraybarten Mar 14 #49