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flvegan

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8. More lies by Elon to bolster the most idiotic stock ever issued.

Fri Mar 20, 2026, 12:43 PM

Mar 20

Tesla can't stop crashing into shit with drivers, steering wheels and brakes. This Cybercab shitbox isn't going to happen, at least not in the scope Elon lies...uh, I mean talks about. Not for a very long time anyway.

In other news Uber just invested $1billion plus into Rivian for robotaxis. That might tell you something. Not that this idea thrills me either (though I really want Rivian to be successful) but it's better than any horde of deathtraps fuckface Musk wants to unleash on the unsuspecting public.

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Tesla to roll out new model with no steering wheel or pedals [View all] dalton99a Mar 20 OP

No thanks. efhmc Mar 20 #1

Tomb on wheels. chowder66 Mar 20 #2

And , hopefully dweller Mar 20 #3

I will NEVER use an autonomous taxi RainCaster Mar 20 #4

Of course....conditions have to be perfect purr-rat beauty Mar 20 #5

NY, CA, CO, IL, MA, WA, OR and VA need Boo1 Mar 20 #6

Republicans in Congress will have to pass a bill giving Tesla legal immunity from all the lawsuits. sop Mar 20 #7

More lies by Elon to bolster the most idiotic stock ever issued. flvegan Mar 20 #8

The Deathmobile. Vinca Mar 20 #9

What could go wrong? SheltieLover Mar 20 #10

BINGO! GiqueCee Mar 20 #15

I don't feel they should be allowed to be sold! SheltieLover Mar 20 #17

I agree! GiqueCee Mar 20 #19

He's loony. No one will buy this. Midnight Writer Mar 20 #11

So the fascist CEO JBTaurus83 Mar 20 #12

Where has Eloon been lately? clevergrrrl Mar 20 #13

I had to check: not the Onion or Borowitz? area51 Mar 20 #14

Prototype here. usonian Mar 20 #16

Sounds Like a Nefarious Population Reduction Plan. MineralMan Mar 20 #18