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Simeon Salus

(1,635 posts) Tue Mar 24, 2026, 07:41 AM Yesterday

Markwayne the Plumber will be the next head of the reich security boondoggle. [View all]

Markwayne is a bully who inherited a plumbing business from his papa and used the business's fleet of bright red plumbing vans (with his dad's familiar name) to improve his Q-value before running for Congress as an "outsider".

A high school graduate with a plumbing license and a 2010 associate's certificate, Markwayne claims he won a total of five bouts as an MMA fighter (in 2006 & 2007). Recently Markwayne sold his dad's businesses to private equity so he knows boondoggles.

Markwayne the Plumber.

You get what you pay for.

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Markwayne the Plumber will be the next head of the reich security boondoggle. [View all] Simeon Salus Yesterday OP

Another stellar addition to the most incompetent administration EVER assembled. NoMoreRepugs Yesterday #1

It is as if they were selected specifically for their lack of experience and knowledge. Simeon Salus Yesterday #2

He is in the Wrestling Hall of Fame... Simeon Salus Yesterday #3

He's recognized as an "Outstanding American", not as a wrestler. Simeon Salus Yesterday #4

Here's what Sherdog says: Simeon Salus Yesterday #5

And he beats his kids Karma13612 Yesterday #6

At least he isn't on-record about killing his dogs. Simeon Salus Yesterday #8

Fits in perfectly then durablend Yesterday #9

That was never in doubt. BlueTsunami2018 Yesterday #7

My dad grew up in the same state; different stop on that rail line. Simeon Salus Yesterday #10

Yep, Marky Manynames fought three times GenThePerservering Yesterday #11

Why didn't Homan get picked to take Noem's place? He seems to be the one with the allegorical oracle Yesterday #12