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Jack Valentino

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15. Well, it DOES 'run in my family'----- but I can't say anything about
Sat Mar 28, 2026, 12:43 AM
Mar 28

the rest of us, as it seems none of us have been caught doing it,
so far as I have ever heard about......

"Keep your eyes on the horizon, instead of right in front of your car"
in such instances.... I discovered that in my youth---

and I SHOULD have been CAUGHT and put in jail---- but I managed to avoid it

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Should have used a driver! [View all] bigtree Mar 27 OP
Bloodshot eyes. Kingofalldems Mar 27 #1
man with bloodshot eyes gets pulled over by police bigtree Mar 27 #2
addiction is UGLY....and so is he btw democratsruletheday Mar 27 #13
He looks like hell. greatauntoftriplets Mar 27 #3
yep, a lion would never drive drunk. bigtree Mar 27 #4
That's clever but not all that funny.... Jack Valentino Mar 27 #7
beauty is in the eye of the beerholder. bigtree Mar 27 #8
Second or third DUI? Brother Buzz Mar 27 #5
An alcoholic wakes up in jail and asks the nearest officer why he's there. bigtree Mar 27 #10
I'm riffing on Louis Jordan Brother Buzz Mar 27 #12
Alcoholism is a tough disease---- 'I'm here to tell you'.... Jack Valentino Mar 27 #6
Alcoholism doesn't run in my family bigtree Mar 27 #11
Well, it DOES 'run in my family'----- but I can't say anything about Jack Valentino Mar 28 #15
meh! FHRRK1 Mar 28 #16
LOL leftstreet Mar 27 #9
Lol. Made me spit my wine. Solomon Mar 27 #14
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