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AverageOldGuy

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13. Slippery when wet

Sat Mar 28, 2026, 10:35 AM

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The black granite is polished. When even slightly damp, it's like walking on ice. In fact, it's slippery even when bone dry.

The Tennessee flagstones are slight rough, solid footing, not slippery, even when wet or icy.

Maybe Trump will be the first to fall, smack his head on the granite, suffer cerebral hemorrhage, go into decerebrate posturing, and die within minutes.

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Pictures have leaked showing Trump's destruction of the historic White House West Colonnade walkway. [View all] demmiblue Saturday OP

Black granite? Ugly and slippery. Ritabert Saturday #1

Let's hope he shuffles down his new walkway on a rainy day Blaukraut Saturday #7

Speaking as an EMT AverageOldGuy Saturday #22

Wow. He wants shiny black granite to reflect the gold stuff he's put up on the walls Ritabert Saturday #27

Reflects his hard shiny black heart of stone. calimary Saturday #48

Ha ha! Good one. Ritabert Saturday #57

He will Rebl2 Saturday #33

And those Florsheim shoes will be no help. He'll need serious tread on the soles. Ritabert Saturday #34

I thought Rebl2 Saturday #35

And it couldn't happen to a nicer bunch. Ritabert Saturday #58

And women wearing high heels. Sequoia Saturday #65

And there better be news cameras Blaukraut Saturday #45

Maybe he can have whiskey Pete escort him and hope for the best newdeal2 Saturday #18

Those mile high stilettos she wears might be a problem Deuxcents Saturday #42

One photo op. calimary Saturday #52

My first Rebl2 Saturday #26

He wants shiny black to reflect all the gold stuff he's put up on the walls of the colonnade. I kid you not. Ritabert Saturday #29

Good. I hope he falls and breaks his neck. paleotn Saturday #40

At least then we won't have to hear him speak in a neck brace Deuxcents Saturday #41

Someone should show him the picture of Obama running with the kids... llmart Saturday #60

"Good. I hope he falls and breaks his neck." Talitha Saturday #63

Presidential Walk of Fame? C_U_L8R Saturday #2

How much you wanna bet?? AZ8theist Saturday #20

I think it is the one where he put up pix of past presidents usedtobedemgurl Saturday #46

Whoa! calimary Saturday #56

He hates Biden because he LOST an election to him. Nothing more. AZ8theist Saturday #64

Last no kings he tore down the east wing, how will he commemorate this one? Blues Heron Saturday #3

Iran. durablend Saturday #9

Cuba invasion. Ritabert Saturday #30

They used flagstone for a reason..... Historic NY Saturday #4

Maybe he's sealing his own fate, wouldn't that be ironic Blues Heron Saturday #12

He destroyed these too. Botany Saturday #16

Those leather for Florseims he makes them wear can be pretty slippery Walleye Saturday #25

Granite is very slippery when wet. Ritabert Saturday #32

If the protest goes over 10 million will he doze the entire White House? CrispyQ Saturday #5

Maybe he'll slip bamagal62 Saturday #6

I am so sick and tired UpInArms Saturday #8

Holy shit! Who will stop this human wrecking ball? FalloutShelter Saturday #10

We are the US taxpayers and we OWN the White House, not Chump FakeNoose Saturday #23

The next president should demo everything Johonny Saturday #11

Make TSF pay for the damages Deuxcents Saturday #44

Trump never pays for anything Johonny Saturday #53

Slippery when wet AverageOldGuy Saturday #13

My Aunt bought a house with a black granite bathroom countertop. Zackzzzz Saturday #14

He has made me hate the word "beautiful." fierywoman Saturday #15

it'll crack its skull, hopefully dave99 Saturday #17

And will the name Trump be incised in every tile? Lonestarblue Saturday #19

motherfucker oldinmtdem92 Saturday #21

He believes he owns the whole country, including every penny in the treasury Walleye Saturday #28

Reminds me of the last time I lived in a rental. Hope22 Saturday #49

His behavior suggests he thinks he's a king. calimary Saturday #50

He has a bottomless hole in his soul that will never be filled by his ego trips Walleye Saturday #62

😥 😢 😭 Silver Gaia Saturday #24

I wish this creep would stop destroying the People's House and our country Niagara Saturday #31

Get him the #ell out of there! Hope22 Saturday #36

trump is destroying the White House LetMyPeopleVote Saturday #37

;-{)....ballroom Goonch Saturday #38

It will end up looking like mar-a-lardo. spanone Saturday #39

Did he get approval or just like he destroyed the East Wing on his own? Norrrm Saturday #43

"Redesign" is quite a word for what he's actually doing ananda Saturday #47

Dems need to promise to scour Trump's presence from America... EllisWhy Saturday #51

The pedophile prez says he will pay for it. pandr32 Saturday #54

One week and Cesar Chavez is almost gone. BidenRocks Saturday #55

He has not intention of ever leaving. Remember that. n/t flvegan Saturday #59

Trump is like a broken down old dog, pissing all over everything to claim it as his "territory". LudwigPastorius Saturday #61