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Doodley

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7. Pastor Alex needs a lesson on Satan. Satan would take people's healthcare away. Satan would bomb a girl's school.

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Sat Mar 28, 2026, 01:25 PM

Mar 28

Satan word launch missiles at men in fishing boats. Satan would take away people's ability to feed their families. Satan would cut cancer research for childhood cancers. Satan would cut aid that helped millions around the world. Satan would take from the poor and give to the rich. Satan would spend more time lying, bragging, denigrating others and helping himself than doing anything to help others. Need I go on?

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WARNING. If an atheist offers you jam on toast ... [View all] mahatmakanejeeves Mar 28 OP

Yeah I do that to all Faux pas Mar 28 #1

;-{)..... Goonch Mar 28 #2

I guess that comes from having to say 'Jesus' by mouth. pandr32 Mar 28 #3

But dont'ja just once in a while, wish Satan was real? 3Hotdogs Mar 28 #17

You betcha! pandr32 Mar 28 #29

Right. Woodwizard Mar 28 #28

Just LOL! MineralMan Mar 28 #4

I'm here for the satan toast... EarthFirst Mar 28 #5

I think I see the Virgin Mary in the A. milestogo Mar 28 #6

Pastor Alex needs a lesson on Satan. Satan would take people's healthcare away. Satan would bomb a girl's school. Doodley Mar 28 #7

Seriously?!? mwmisses4289 Mar 28 #8

Satan on Toast???? some_of_us_are_sane Mar 28 #9

According to LGBTQNation, PastorAlexLove is a satirical account muriel_volestrangler Mar 28 #10

You gotta be shitting me! The church of the forgiving eagle??? Samuel J Syn? LOL n/t PatrickforB Mar 28 #15

Even if this is satire, there will be plenty of gullible sheeple... 3catwoman3 Mar 28 #11

I know people who would tale this seriously, and worry about it. 3_Limes Mar 28 #12

So...this Alex guy actually thinks he is a Christian? Sigh. n/t PatrickforB Mar 28 #13

Someone writing Satan with jam is very high on my list of concerns in life IronLionZion Mar 28 #14

No doubt! Silly me, I'd rather have healthcare...n/t PatrickforB Mar 28 #16

Hey. We are stll waiting for the eye witness first hand reports from the Romans. GreenWave Mar 28 #18

Why would an atheist write Satan? Stupid. Demnation Mar 28 #19

Our secret is out. NNadir Mar 28 #20

I'm good with that NewLarry Mar 28 #21

Any members here from Norfolk multigraincracker Mar 28 #22

If Christians would study egyptology they might learn how the name satan was crafted. RedWhiteBlueIsRacist Mar 28 #23

More like Pasture alex. spanone Mar 28 #24

Jesus Jelly to the rescue! Zambero Mar 28 #25

Why would an *atheist* believe in Satan? Beartracks Mar 28 #26

at the protest today... markie Mar 28 #27