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27. His big beautiful present from Iran turned out to be

Mon Mar 30, 2026, 12:38 PM

Mar 30

a giant plutonium-laced bottle of ketchup.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Mar 30 OP

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Mar 30 #1

I have a dream... surfered Mar 30 #7

YES!!! niyad Mar 30 #8

Rfn would be great! SheltieLover Mar 30 #15

Soon... SheltieLover Mar 30 #14

There is always a chance a bit later on Yonnie3 Mar 30 #2

Love it! niyad Mar 30 #9

Exactly! Although I take the shortcut. .pre-mixed drinks. niyad Mar 30 #10

Cheers 🥂 surfered Mar 30 #12

!!! niyad Mar 30 #13

I have a crush on her. I confess. twodogsbarking Mar 30 #24

No but malaise Mar 30 #4

"No? NOT YET? Get back to me when it is a 'YES!' " hlthe2b Mar 30 #5

But damn there are reasons for hoping malaise Mar 30 #11

That's serious side eye! SheltieLover Mar 30 #16

Aw MustLoveBeagles Mar 30 #25

;-{)Things Go Better with Coke Goonch Mar 30 #6

Drown in a boat load of ruskie oil? SheltieLover Mar 30 #17

Nicely played malaise Mar 30 #20

A big beautiful bowel obstruction Blue Owl Mar 30 #22

BwAaaah malaise Mar 30 #28

Hi, I'm not Johnny Cash twodogsbarking Mar 30 #26

His big beautiful present from Iran turned out to be Wicked Blue Mar 30 #27

🌞 Sorry, I woke up late. These choices are marvelous! littlemissmartypants Mar 30 #29