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Johnny2X2X

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10. If I were the teacher

Reply to BlueWaveNeverEnd (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2026, 08:01 AM

Apr 1

I would bring up the most heinous and sick bible passages, the ones about raping and killing children and taking slaves. Let those kids bring that stuff back home to mommy and daddy, "Mommy, today we learned that It is prophesied that Samaria’s 'little ones shall be dashed in pieces, and their pregnant women ripped open'. Can I eat my snack before we start in on that?"

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As early as third grade, Utah students will need to study Bible passages in social studies lessons under new law [View all] BlueWaveNeverEnd Mar 31 OP

As a teacher, I would get very creative with my biblical lessons: Chasstev365 Mar 31 #1

They are one step ahead of you..Bible curriculum will be very strict BlueWaveNeverEnd Mar 31 #2

How about a number 3? jmowreader Apr 1 #9

Our schools are not their church..teach social studies/constitution in school and your holy books in church Deuxcents Mar 31 #3

I am SO FUCKING GLAD we got out of that fucking state! Enter stage left Mar 31 #4

Will required verses include quotes from Jesus such as 'feed the poor', 'welcome the stranger' Jack Valentino Mar 31 #5

When do they study the Koran? spanone Mar 31 #6

THIS is CHILD GROOMING Skittles Apr 1 #7

Will teachers be mandated to fail any student who answers that no_hypocrisy Apr 1 #8

If I were the teacher Johnny2X2X Apr 1 #10